longer than the Confederacy

lame ass way to say longer than four years as if that’s an achievement

My chair’s lived longer than the Confederacy!

by Gruffirale December 17, 2025

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The line to the bathroom was longer than the line to the anime expo

The phrase “The line to the bathroom was longer than the line to the anime expo” was first used in late 2025 to express the fact that the line to the bathroom was in fact very long. It is a well known fact that lines to anime expos are extremely long so it’s quite humorous to imagine a bathroom line being longer than one to an anime expo.

Person 1: How was the line to the bathroom?
Person 2: The line to the bathroom was longer than the line to the anime expo.
Person 1: HAHAHAHAHA THAT’S SO FUNNY!

by Dylandylandylan30 January 8, 2026

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TheLongestWordInTheUniverse

THISISTHELONESTWORDINTHEHOLYFUCKINGUNIVERSEANDIAMNOTUSINGANYSPACETOWRITETHIS.SOIFYOUCANREADWHATTHISSAYS,GOANDBUTAMUGFROMTHELINKBELOWTHISDESCRIPTIONOFTHELONGESTWORDINTHEHOLYFUCKINGUNIVERSE.JUSTIGNORETHECOMMAANDFULLSTOPSTHENTHISWILLBETHELONGESTWORDINTHEUNIVERSE,IT'STOTALLYNOTASENTANSE.

look Bob, i have found the longest word in the universe. THISISTHELONESTWORDINTHEHOLYFUCKINGUNIVERSEANDIAMNOTUSINGANYSPACETOWRITETHIS.SOIFYOUCANREADWHATTHISSAYS,GOANDBUTAMUGFROMTHELINKBELOWTHISDESCRIPTIONOFTHELONGESTWORDINTHEHOLYFUCKINGUNIVERSE.JUSTIGNORETHECOMMAANDFULLSTOPSTHENTHISWILLBETHELONGESTWORDINTHEUNIVERSE,IT'STOTALLYNOTASENTANSE.

by JellyMusicallies <--subscribe July 12, 2018

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thelongestwordyouwilleverseeinenglishhistory

The longest word you will ever see in english history

Eg. Say you are in an argumlement to win the arguement and confuse your opponent say "Thelongestwordyouwilleversee in englishdictionary"
Eg 2.
Have you seen "thelongestwordyouwilleverseeinenglishhistory"?

by Justpassingbyb2 July 1, 2022

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