The Lion King

The Lion King is a sexual position is where the female rides on the males dick while the male wears a Burger King crown. He proceeds by smearing his burger all over the females breasts and they both begin to sing hakuna matata. When the male cums the female must shout “Oh daddy rafiki fill me with your wise old baboon cum!”

Hey daddy wanna do the Lion King

by Master of chi January 5, 2021

The Lion King

Possibly one of the greatest, if not the greatest movies from the Disney renaissance. A retelling of Shakespeare's Hamlet, but with animals. Everything in this feature is perfect - from the writing to the animation to the songs... I literally canNOT give all of the things that are great in this movie, THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THOSE! I mean, Can You Feel The Love Tonight won the best original song at the Oscars! Oh, and if you think that the "live-action" remake of the movie is good, then why won't you do us a favor and go f*ck yourself?

Guy 1: Hey guys, remember The Lion King?
Guy 2: Oh wait, you mean the 2019 ada-
Guy 1: No. Go away.

by JanTheAnimatorOfficial November 1, 2023

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

A book where a bunch of hippies walk around and paint stuff. They eat lunch, and then they find a magical...camel...which they have to eat to stay alive. And that's pretty much it.

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is Eric Cartman's favorite book.

by phillyfan85 November 14, 2023

The Lion Mentality

Possessing a grindset that allows for spectacular actions in the form of running into moving vehicles, getting frisky with small dogs, and generally participating in activities of extreme danger.

"The Lion Mentality dictates that if the small dog barks I will silence it."

by The Lion. June 9, 2025

erika the lion

The best fucking lion ever made. She's like coolest fucking person in the world and she makes everyone else look like baby cats cause she's so fucking rad.

Dude, Erika the lion looked at me :D.

by Jacob the lion. December 1, 2013

alex the lion

The best character in madagascar. He is so hot and charming and is the best lion ever.

Did you see Alex the lion in the zoo

by Wjahshdksjsjdf July 25, 2017

squat of the lion

Fetal Position, in a bathtub, with the opposite sex with hairy genitals. Mostly for the homo community.

"Dear Lord, I was so wasted last night I found myself doing the squat of the lion with Molly! And I'm not even a dyke"

by SBETH,AGRACE,TNEIL June 16, 2009