Release The Kraken 

to bust our your john; your dick; your shmong, also comes out in the new movie Clash of the Titans.

John: My girl was all up on me, so i release the kraken on her and she gave me a nice blow.
Jimmy: Nice.

Release The Kraken by Thull March 16, 2010

Release the Kraken 

What a Greek man announces prior to performing a Dutch Oven on his sleeping partner, female or male.

Stavros had just fallen asleep when Nick proclaimed "Release the Kraken!!", proceeded to anally expel the gaseous yield of that night's Ouzo, and pulled the covers over his lover's head.

Release the Kraken by Dr. Eskimo February 24, 2010

Release The Kraken 

Fart

As Larry lifted his leg he proclaimed, "Release The Kraken!"

Release The Kraken by cmjvikes April 9, 2010

Release the Kraken 

The point at which a friendly razzing turns ugly. Usually resulting in all third parties removing themselves from the awkward situation.

Brad: "Nice flavor savor Jake, looks like a hedgehog got stuck to your lip."
Friends: "haha!"
Jake: "I fucked your sister."
Friends: "Release the Kraken!"

Release the Kraken by gooderlooking April 15, 2010

Release the Kraken 

To party excessively hard, generally involving the consumption of Kraken dark spiced rum, so that the ensuing photographs could legally constitute a form of blackmail.

"Man, we released the Kraken so bad that weekend. Jay was wearing a fairy costume and running around with his wang out, and Brian passed out in the outhouse. God, we were a bunch of fucking drunks."
(Release the Kraken)

Release the Kraken by AndBaconStripsAndBaconStrips August 22, 2011

Unleash the Kraken 

A term used when Brian Brushwood unleashed Bad Romance 1.mov to the world.

Come on Brian, unleash the kraken!

Unleash the Kraken by vahnx June 11, 2010

Release the Kraken 

When a female wants her man-friend to use his index finger and middle finger to shove in her vagina and use his thumb to massage the top of the vagina and use his tongue to flick the clit bring the female to orgasm very quickly. Very very quickly.

"hmmmm babygurl. I am going to Release the Kraken on you."

OH GOD YES KYLE PLEASE!"

Release the Kraken by keithandisaball November 12, 2010