Speaking to Jack the Cat 

Speaking to this cat means jacking off or playing with your pussy as if its a guitar, usually applied to females but is not gender specific could also be applied to men (Speaking to Jack the sausage).

Are you going to speak to Jack the Cat?
How often do you talk to Jack the Cat?
Did you enjoy speaking to Jack the Cat?

Speaking to Jack the Cat by SteelCraftHD January 22, 2020

The Summer Jack 

A shot of Jack Daniels whiskey brought to 95 degrees farenheit, shot back, and spit all over the hottest girl in the bar.

Yo, that muthafucka just summer jacked becky. What a hot ass duche. Damn I can't believe he did The Summer Jack to her.

The Summer Jack by Pseudopluto November 19, 2014

Jack woods the smart man 

A big brainerd who is smart as fuck and needs to get a real life

Jack woods the smart man needs a life

Jack woods the smart man by Icejjfishy October 22, 2020

cutting the stanky jack

cutting the stanky jack, is when someone farts really loudly, and it smells horrible.

"hey man, you just cut the stanky jack."
"that's really gross, babe, you just cut the stanky jack."
"dude, did you cut the stanky jack?"
"dudet why the hell do you keep cutting the stanky jack?"

cutting the stanky jack by texting queen June 4, 2009

Jack the ripper and tony the shitter 

when you eat to many calories in one day and you don't go to the washroom frequently you will start getting pains and you might think its diharea but its not that its way worse.... while you're thinking that the food and pee mix making a very unpleasent mixture and it hardens really quickly then you finally go pee and it chooses to go out your pee hole but its usually 4 times larger than your pee hole so you have to sit and keep sqeazing it out and as your doing this your shitting out a gooey substance that clogs you ass hole making all the other shit spraying in your body, now the thing is almost out your wang and then the last squeaze comes and you peehole rips and blood mixes with the mixture and then creates a nasty cheese that sticks to your head for many years to come usuallly used for baking, you can put it on the pan and it makes it not stick and it also makes a nice light sent and taste to it ...YUMMMY:P

Jack the ripper and tony the shitter

Jack the ripper and tony the shitter by babbooo May 18, 2007

jack-in-the-socks 

v: The art of jacking off into a used sweat sock; usually used by dorm guys, teenage males, single guys and husbands - so, pretty much 'every' guy.

Cleanups are a breeze when you use jack-in-the-socks!

jack-in-the-socks by warmbrother May 25, 2015

JACK KNIFING THE SUN 

It takes three people and a big mansion with a long hallway. It is when everyone is NAKED and the SUN is at the end of the HOLE (HALL) and the MOONED spreads the CHEEJS of the SUN as far apart as possible to expose the entire ASSH0LE where the other person is at the end of the other hall 40 feet away with an ERECTION what happens is the SEXUAL ACT starts.

Whatever condition the ANUS is in whether it is dry or not , the JACKKNIFER runs as fast as possible why the other has the MOON spread OPEN and plunges their DICK into the SUN but the key is the DICK can never hit the CORE as they only CRASH INTO THE SUN for which the SEX ACT is called appropriately JACK KNIFING THE SUN and whether that ASSH0LE SURVIVES is GODS choice but it shows how dangerous those DICKS can be.

JACK KNIFING THE SUN by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 29, 2021