The Hobbler

When you bring a girl home to have sex, and you hit it so hard, she hobbles out of your house!

Jeff, I saw The Hobbler leave this morning... I guess you had a great night!

by Wolfgang VonLoveless January 24, 2020

Release the Hobbit

To 'release the hobbit' is to sexually climax

I'm going out with Meghan tonight, after dinner she's gonna come over and help me release the hobbit

by ReindeerGames July 20, 2010

Glazing the Hobbit

The act of popping on a dwarfs chest while ejaculating on their face.

After a tough day at work Javier needed to relieve some stress. He decided Glazing the Hobbit with Mahoney would do the trick.

by HarryBalz November 24, 2025

The Waterloo Hobbit

The Waterloo Hobbit is the shortest man in real-estate, you can spot the Hobbit by his bad polyester suits, half mustache and obsession with donairs. The Hobbit claims to be polish but is actually a chug who was born in a shopping cart. The Hobbit has adopted the name Mike Black and enjoys playing Bum darts with amish people in Waterloo. Hobbies include tranny porn, rain dances and country music.

Look at the Waterloo hobbit Mike, doesn't he have any idea his fly is down? Did you know that little hobbit was caught looking up dresses on the Carabana festival 2003!

by Gary Peterman May 29, 2008

Hobbing The Chow

A reference to the speed at which food is delivered, usually in a public setting. Sometimes referenced as put a hob on the chow.

This place is really hobbing the chow. Could you please put a hob on the chow?

by universalrundell January 28, 2009

hebby the great

someone who is head of pole margaret house and shoves beans up their asshole so while they vigorously have intercourse with their husband through their neutral hole (they are transgender) the beans pop out of their mouth and are full of poo which the husband eats to form a baby, as the transgender hebby the great cannot get pregnant and is a cheese string who also creates THICK THICK porridges x

John: “put your blaiser on”
rachel: “shut up hebby the great”
John:”excuse me”
rachel: acting as if you didn’t make me hebbis last night and i’m underage”
police:”john your under arrest”
John:”I ONLY EDGED I COULDNT HEBBIS”

by hebby the great December 4, 2024

Hobbits in the Shire

When several small men suck dick in an open field.

Sean Murphy and his CIT friends pulled a Hobbits in the Shire one night at Camp Sequassen.

by Tobey March 18, 2004