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The Guidance Center

A non-profit organization that operates under ass backwards rules and regulations run by idiotic, ego tripping, morons with grandiose delusions.
assinine hell dysfunctional convoluted transient grossly underpaid grossly overworked stupid retarded the guidance center
by Free as a bird February 9, 2010
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The Gideon

A creature of plight that dwells near the same location of The Shaw. Like it's neighbor, The Gideon possesses a great odor of the mouth. Most beings that come into contact with The Gideon are forever scarred if not outright terminated. Unlike its distant relative, The Gideon has only one useful appendage. All others are limited to a specific purpose. The most questionable appendage is that of a globe-like entity on what should be a neck. It appears to control all movement although that fact is widely disputed by scientists. Most all researchers do agree that this creature is not at all intelligent and fails in any attempts to disguise the inept abilities it possesses.
"What are you doing? You can't stuff 10 lbs. of shit into a 2 lbs. bag. You fucking Gideon"
by mickey July 23, 2004
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The Glide

The Glide is a move that guys do to girls at bars or clubs. As a guy is passing by a girl, under the guise of trying to get through the crowd, he will put his hand on her lower back. During this, he will let his hand glide down from her lower back to her ass.
"That creepy guy just walked by me and did the glide." - any girl at a bar on any night ever.
by definitely not me really February 8, 2012
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The Guido Diet

A meal consisting of garlic bread with a side of marinara sauce. for desert, four kit kats. very healthy meal
Michael: "Dude what should I buy for lunch?!"

Sal: "You should go with the guido diet. It's always good if you don't know what to buy."

Michael: "Your right. But I think the guido diet is always good!"
by mjb15 January 23, 2011
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The Gideon

Similar to the donkey punch. Except you hit her in the back of the head with the hotel Bible.
I was doing this chick from behind, reached over to the nightstand for the hotel Bible, and smacked her with The Gideon.
by Mantis781 September 11, 2012
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The guiding tube

A long tube fit over the penis to guide it into a woman's vagina.
Guy 1: Last night my dick just wasn't going in!
Guy 2: You should've used the guiding tube. It works every time.
by Buhdi February 24, 2011
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The Gideon

'Gideon, oh Gideon, you are so very buddhist like'
by gideon's lover April 8, 2005
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