.µ.I Wish You Maybe The Best For The Angel Number Eight Hundred And Fifty Four.µ.

.µ.I Wish You Maybe The Best For The Angel Number Eight Hundred And Fifty Four.µ.

.µ.I Wish You Maybe The Best For The Angel Number Eight Hundred And Fifty Four.µ.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 4, 2025

the good ol' twenty eight

the good ol' twenty eight starts out like any good night, with your forefinger in a bitches cootch. as you slowly caress, she begins to loosen up and moan. soon after that you add your middle finger to the party, namely to increase the pleasure. at this point she is in heaven. here is where you throw the curveball, the pinky in the stinky. needless to say she is shocked but so overcome by passion she lets it slide, dare i say begins to enjoi? you continue as mentioned for a little while longer as your woman learns to love this twist of events. but you are not done my friend, oh not even close. as she begins to once again fall back into ectasy you slide your ring finger into the back door as well. she doesnt complain. you continue and even venture the thumb for a little romp on the brown side. she absolutely loves it. when your woman is writhing in pleasure you know its time for the good ol' twenty eight. right as she begins to climax, you slam your other fist squarely into her anus, while screaming at the top of your lungs "the good ol' twenty eight baby!!" as you can see there are two in the pink and eight in the stink. the good ol' twenty eight has been around for ages and is enjoyed by many, needless to say, there is always high fives all around

it was common practice for the ancient mayans to give their wives the good ol' twenty eight before a hunt, the blood on their hands and the high fives all around pleased the spirits greatly.

by Arex November 11, 2006

One of the two epochs four five six seven eight nine min'clock noon ot tne viz Ilme counting nths NVE sometimes leet sixties AMI always

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"Hmm, One of the two epochs four five six seven eight nine min'clock noon ot tne viz Ilme counting nths NVE sometimes leet sixties AMI always? That's what someone is trying to communicate when they say 🕐🕑🕒🕓🕔🕕🕖🕗🕘🕙🕚🕛🕜🕝🕞🕟🕠🕡🕢🕣🕤🕥🕦🕧?"

by pickleman_5000 March 29, 2026

big haired ladies of the 'eighties

all those grand and glorious hairstyles women of that era publicly sported - without shame or embarrassment, evidently - only to find themselves forever running scared (especially from new husbands, new boyfriends or partners) of any or all damning photo evidence of such "unfortunate fashion choices" ever seeing the light of day.

New Girlfriend : Ha-ha ! Your mother showed me your high school graduation photo the other day. Boy, did you sport QUITE the mullet back in the day ! What - making certain your football helmet fit nice and snug ? LOL
Me : Sez you ! Have you forgotten what YOU looked like ? Judging from YOUR grad photo, I thought you were one of the Bangles or maybe Sara Jessica Parker's stunt double from 'Square Pegs'.
New Girlfriend : Eeeeeewwwwwww !!!!!! You actually SAW it ?! OMFG - I thought I had burned every known copy of that horrid pic ! Now you'll probably break up with me knowing I once ever looked like that ! I'm cursed, Cursed, CURSED !!!
Me : Big haired ladies of the 'eighties ! LOL

by Virgin Suicides August 13, 2017

the eighth wonder

Extra clever.
Earthbound spirit.
Ghost in the form, of a mongoose.
And I have hands.
And I have feet.
I'll never die, I am a freak.
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall, I know I might be small, but I am a...
Freak.
Thou wilt never, know what I am.
I am the fifth dimension, and I'll split the atom.
And if you see me, you're paralyzed.
Pillar of salt, you're mummified.
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall. I know, I might be small, but I am the eighth wonder.
And I was born, 1852.
And I was born, in India.
And I shall haunt, like the Buggane.
With such weird noise, and clanking chains.
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall. I know I might be small, but I am a...
Freak.
I stay banished to underground.
Jim, let me go. I watch like Hell.
And I have hands, and I have feet.
I'll never die, I am a freak.
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall. I know I might be small, but I am the eighth wonder.
Eighth wonder of the world.
You'll never get to see.
What in the name of God can I be?

Mari: I FUCKING LOVE LISTENING TO THE EIGHTH WONDER
Jakob: same

by that idiot in the corner July 28, 2021

the eighties

probably the best decade ever, it had some great music, and of all the stupid fads, the eighties had some of the most famous (ie the smurfs)

person 1: I love Nirvana's old stuff
person 2: I know, werent the eighties great?

by XxsnowboardnowxX May 14, 2005

the eighth

1) the eighth letter of the alphabet, H
2) someone who is a herb
3) tool
4) opposite of the seventh

"Yo, you think you're the seventh but you're really the eighth"

by THunter December 29, 2007