the bitch is back

A term used to refer to the fact that a female is currently menstruating.

example 1:

person a: "Hey, do you wanna go shopping later?"
person b: "Ugh, I wish I could... the bitch is back. I have a date with my heating pad."

example 2:
male person a: "So are we gonna have sex tonight?"
female person b: "The bitch is back. What do you think?"
male person a: "...beej?"

by walkthewire April 17, 2010

The BITCH side

Being on the side that you know will get you outta something even if it goes against your homies.

2. Lying about something just to seem cool.

Yo Kyle joined the bitch side by telling jenny he got home at nine.

by JuggaloFamilyMemba April 10, 2010

The bitch corner

A couple of bad bitches here to have a good time

I wish I was in the bitch corner

by katie g June 12, 2018

The Bitch or Harlot

The parody name for the nauseating and tiresome ABC series 'The Bachelorette"

I had to break up with Ann, she is so addicted to watching The Bitch or Harlot she gave the dog a rose!

by Samuel Francisco May 23, 2019

the bitch that got away

A song that SOMEONE NEEDS to write

That new Drizzy song “The Bitch That Got Away” is a banger, dude!

by Katie bitchhhhh December 18, 2019

The Bitch Switch

The Bitch Switch is a very complex scenario, in which a guy is with a girl, smashes, and has that girl leave, moments before the next girl shows up without either of them knowing anything. Both of which are complete opposites of each other i.e. night and day.

John: How'd your night go?
Randy: The Bitch Switch worked perfectly as usual

by Mr. Bob and Vegene May 11, 2021

The Bitch Ass Uncertainty Principle

The fundamental principle that whenever you're in a disagreement with someone, even though they may be 100% correct, their point will always have a degree of uncertainty due to being a 'bitch ass nigga'.

"Dog, why do you have pics of my girls feet on yo phone?"
"No, I don't"
"Bro they right there"
"Well, due to the The Bitch Ass Uncertainty Principle, you're wrong"

by IBA-0045633 August 10, 2022