Balkan Banquet Hall Lady

A random lady of Balkan decent you see once a year at a banquet hall . They usual come up to you an say out of pocket things Wear's a dress with one to many sequins. Usually wears 5 inch heel's while dancing oro. Between the ages of 35 - 85 years old.

See that lady over there coming to talk to us she's a Balkan banquet hall lady.

by EmoOwls February 04, 2024

Balkan Affair

The stitching between flaps of rubber on a jumpy or inflatable rubber object

As I fell of the jumpy, I sliced open my nuts on the Balkan Affair. fuck

by malmö January 26, 2010

bella balkan

sexiest, amazing woman amazing wallah smile

hey that’s bella balkan she’s sexy as

by marcus lad May 04, 2022

Balkan Lifestyle

Type of way certain European countries' way of living.

What does Balkan Lifestyle mean?
You know Balkan, bro. We eat gyro and ride T-Max's, Balkan

by AG25 July 11, 2024

Balkan oil check

When you suck your pinky finger and insert it an another persons anus then taste your pinky finger again.

That fart smells like you need a balkan oil check. You're probably running hot.

by CP85 June 24, 2022

Balkan Ballslam

The art of sitting down so fast that your balls clap so loud they reverberate and shake the room.

Ex: "dude I sat down so fast yesterday my balls shook the room it was like a Balkan Ballslam".

by JD_1039 February 22, 2025

reverse balkan gecko

the reverse balkan gecko is when you are getting fucked in the urethra hole

jaden had the best reverse balkan gecko last night with some black guy

by damo dazza February 28, 2024