hanging the brain

To pull only the ball sack out of the zipper, leaving the penis inside the pants, so the result looks like a brain hanging there.

Dan got stoned and walked around the party hanging the brain again. For a while, nobody noticed ... until he walked over to the girls sitting on the couch and they started screaming.

"Holy shit! Does Joe have his ballsack out?"
"Yeah, he always hangs the brain when he's shitfaced."

Emily, the Bennigan's door whore found out the waiters sometimes walked around hanging the brain under their aprons, so she often pulled them up when they walked by carrying food.

The waiters at Bennigan's hang the brain under their aprons when they are having a crappy tip night. There is nothing like having your balls out just a few inches from a guest's face to keep you smiling and laughing.

by mandymoshottimus March 27, 2015

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herpes of the brain

When someone is so fucking stupid, you think their brain has been infected by a sexually transmitted disease.

Frank, what the fuck are you talking about? You've got some serious herpes of the brain, you fucking twit.

by Mansnake November 6, 2006

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Bullet In The Brain

The way to get rid of all child molesters, wife beaters, and those sick fuckers out there who think that sleeping with your siblings, children, or children of your siblings is okay. Also a good way to deal with rat of all shapes and sizes.

If all of the child molesters in the world had a bullet in the brain, they would not be able to continue to hump their sisters/daughters/neices. If all of the rats in the world had a bullet put into their brain, there wouldn't be anymore rats.

by OldSchoolStillCool December 17, 2008