A very severe
medical condition. At the moment, it is said to be more dangerous than Ebola. Symptoms include:
Homosexuality, attraction to dudes, getting boners from dudes, and most importantly, pissing rainbows. Famous celebrities diagnosed with, The Big Gay, are,
James Charles, Ej Johnson, Caitlyn Jenner, and, suspectedly, Tyler Blevins, or, Ninja.
Doctor: “The
results are in...”
Patient: “And...?”
Doctor: “
I’m sorry, but you have, The Big Gay...”
Patient: “Hm, no wonder I’ve had a boner
throughout this appointment.”