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85 dollar me

v. To become confused in a financial transaction, ending up with 85 dollars less than you originally began with.
The pizza guy definitely 85 dollared me, officer. He told me it would be 10 bucks for the pizza. I asked him if he could break a hundred, and he said "sure." Then he mentioned something about a tax for apartments above the 5th floor, gas surcharge, long distance delivery fee, and a penalty for ordering more than 3 toppings on my pizza. The next thing I know, I'm only getting 15 bucks change and the guy's already in the elevator going downstairs.
by Flatley August 5, 2003
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MC-85 Star Cruiser

A heavy Mon Calamari star cruiser used by the new republic and resistance navy, at over 3 km long, this type of cruiser has top-tier shielding and has 2 massive hangers on each side to hold hundreds of starfighters and transports. This ship could outpace its rival; the Resurgent-class star destroyer and its shields can withstand enormous amounts of firepower from enemy capital ships and even if one generator is taken out by starfighters, there will be several backups that can take its place. This trait is also shared by its predecessors, the MC-75 and MC-80
Several MC-85 Star cruisers showed up to the battle of Exegol and were some of the largest ships present for the battle, later many of these ships fell into Resistance hands along with other cruisers, frigates, corvettes and fighters, which greatly aided the Resistance in its conflict with the First Order.
by Ekerslithery April 13, 2020
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Prized T-34-85

The best thing ever literally better than everything ever made it is the best fucker other tanks and other things
Jake: hey there’s a t-34-85 over there damn that’s a epic tank

Definition: Prized T-34-85 - a Soviet tank from World War 2 that fought against the Germans

Noun: T-34-85
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Level 85 Panty Smasher

Currently, the highest level of Panty Smasher. See Panty Smasher
Friend: Did you see his new car? He's gonna get a lot of chicks

Friend2: That guy is the office hero. He's a Level 85 Panty Smasher...he was able to melt thighs long before those kidney grills.
by joerockets April 16, 2011
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85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV
(noun)

Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.

Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.

Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.
He ate 85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV For dinner last night.
by not_espressoYT August 17, 2025
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The 85

The most elite bus to ever exist. A Little Heath school bus that travels from the school to Central Reading via the Oxford. Where that nigga William stole some mans coat.
Ah fuck man remember those days of the 85? That shit was cold my slime !
by Metamorangod November 28, 2020
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85% Rule

Applies to sports bars that are always right near capacity, but you could always find a seat.

These unicorn bars are the best of both worlds for fans: A great atmosphere AND people know they could still get in without reservations.
Melissa: Where we watching the game tonight, Fam?

Jeff: Ugh, I totally forgot to make a reso, I have been busy all week.

Melissa: Ok, tip-off is in one hour, let's go to 99 Wings, they are an 85% Rule place.

Jeff: So good, and they have the best cajun rub wings.
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