Textress

Noun: A woman so into her texting that she doesn't see objects like fountains in front of her.

This is a hilarious video of a textress falling into a fountain at the Berkshire Mall!!

Mary: Did you see that textress fall in the fountain at the Mall? And she works there!

Me: I doubt that fountain was installed since the last time she walked through there.

by T. Pro January 24, 2011

Tempess

A beautiful girl with limited confidence. She's loyal to her friends and would never let a boy get in the way. She always knows which way is right and can befriend anyone. The only reason anyone hates is because they're jealous of everything about her.

Girl 1: Did you see Tempess in that dress, she's so pretty!

Girl 2: I know right. She thinks looks fat in it too. I wish I had her body.

by I can't say my name June 14, 2018

Tempress

a nice teenager that cant control being sexual...does not sleep around but does get fingered quiet often. likes giving head but ONLY to guys she really cares about.

Tempress lives down the street from Brandee.

by 654879846513854 February 14, 2008

Tempression

A term for being temporarily depressed.

I have been in tempression last day.It was hard.

by makkar June 11, 2019

the sausage temptrest

When you attempt to plug your sausage finger in another man mud hole trying to defend a fall

Traig lost his footing and used the sausage temptrest to avoid falling to the ground.

by Memo watkins November 21, 2016

the sausage temptrest

When you attempt to plug your sausage finger in another man mud hole trying to defend a fall

Traig lost his footing and used the sausage temptrest to avoid falling to the ground.

by Memo watkins November 21, 2016

Emptress

A person who spews poison and nastiness in a funny cynical manner

O what an emptress of drama!

by SXTZ November 3, 2009