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technoloser

Someone who doesn't text, twitter or facebook...
I'm a technoloser, I don't text, twitter or facebook.
by Sarge posting for Boopie January 1, 2010
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Technovert

An extrovert who is quite technical. Unlike a geek or a nerd, a Technovert is quite passionate about computers and technology still being practical and expressive with business and people.
John presented a complex technical solution in very easy terms that everyone in the room was able to understand. He is quite a technovert.
by Technovert March 20, 2012
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Technoretard

a person who has no idea about technology. They are so far behind you think they were born yesterday
person 1: im gonna go surf the net, cya
person 2: urgh.....the net?
person 1:*sigh*..technoretard

e.g 2
person 1: wanna watch tv?
person 2: tv?
person 1: ..argh
by {PLONK} July 17, 2006
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Technophrenic

Technophrenic is the Schizophrenic behavior of people who appear to be talking to themselves, but are really using a Bluetooth earpiece to talk to their stockbroker, friend, fellow work, ex-wife, dog, children, podiatrist, or anyone else who will stay on the line with them while they roam about doing God only knows what.
He ain't crazy, he's only Technophrenic. See the Bluetooth in his ear. He's yelling at his {Insert choice here}.
by Axiomatius December 14, 2008
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Technorettes

tech-no-rettes (tek-no-rets) -noun

Frequent or infrequent, intense, temporary technology induced Tourettes Syndrome-like symptoms.
It's easy to blame Technorettes for my foul language when my computer is being uncooperative.
by Joell7 September 25, 2007
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technomorph

An individual who is entirely reliant upon the latest technology, and always has his or her head in the latest computer game.

A computer geek/nerd or gamer to the extreme.

Someone who has played so many computer games that he or she has trouble distinguishing reality from gameland. The person may spend all-day, every day in front of the computer and forget to shower eat, or go to work in extreme cases of technomorphia.
Bill was the stereotypical technomorph...he sat in front of the computer for 25 hours per day playing the latest games. Sometimes he even forgot to shower. He also had trouble telling reality from technoland.
by CrazyZoe January 9, 2009
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Technolojesus

he/she being the creator/inventor of all technology
lastnight i prayed to technolojesus to fix the virus in my computer.
by dn06gm January 20, 2009
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