Wow, Kathia could barely function in the technocoma caused when she forgot her iPhone at work that night. When the cable went out too, she was totally catatonic.
by jason2048 December 30, 2008
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Your mom just added me as friend on Facbook and her profile picture is a closeup of her saggy tit, what a technofogie.
by Bottomless ChronWell May 20, 2009
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Analogous to genuflection (an act of bending the knee or touching it to the ground in reverence or worship).
The bowing of one’s neck and shoulders downward as one intently and reverently gazes into the screen of mobile technology lovingly cupped in both hands.
The bowing of one’s neck and shoulders downward as one intently and reverently gazes into the screen of mobile technology lovingly cupped in both hands.
There was a large crowd of teenagers at the bus stop, but no one was talking - everybody was in quiet isolated technoflection.
by word_doc March 6, 2019
Get the Technoflection mug.Teck-know-dole-drums : (ADJ) the state of being forced into a lower tech situation than your are normally in, such as being forced to use Dialup after using Broadband, or going from a modern PC to one several years and many Megahertz slower
My dialup connection at home is like being in the TechnoDoldrums compared to the T-1 line at college.
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We agreed to head down to the market at noon, and from there we would just technolocate eachother using our iPhones.
by Grundog June 21, 2008
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Private, monopolistic companies that receive government subsidies aren't private.
Private, monopolistic companies that receive government subsidies aren't private.
NPC: "How did you know I'm a Democrat?"
NPC: "Oh well I'm a technofascist of course, I think companies, instead of government, owned by elite white men should run the country because I like black people ads, central bankers are a myth, there is no deepstate"
NPC: "Oh well I'm a technofascist of course, I think companies, instead of government, owned by elite white men should run the country because I like black people ads, central bankers are a myth, there is no deepstate"
by GOVTisCORRUPT January 12, 2021
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person 2: do u even know what bluetooth does?
person 1: offcourse i do it lets u take better pictures
person 2: *sigh*..ur such a technodowner
person 2: do u even know what bluetooth does?
person 1: offcourse i do it lets u take better pictures
person 2: *sigh*..ur such a technodowner
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