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technocoma

The inability to function when without one or more technologies and/or technological devices.
Wow, Kathia could barely function in the technocoma caused when she forgot her iPhone at work that night. When the cable went out too, she was totally catatonic.
by jason2048 December 30, 2008
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technofogie

An individual of parental status registered as an active Facebook user. This individual sends friend requests to the people his/her child grew up with and have as Facebook friends.
Your mom just added me as friend on Facbook and her profile picture is a closeup of her saggy tit, what a technofogie.
by Bottomless ChronWell May 20, 2009
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Technoflection

Analogous to genuflection (an act of bending the knee or touching it to the ground in reverence or worship).
The bowing of one’s neck and shoulders downward as one intently and reverently gazes into the screen of mobile technology lovingly cupped in both hands.
There was a large crowd of teenagers at the bus stop, but no one was talking - everybody was in quiet isolated technoflection.
by word_doc March 6, 2019
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TechnoDoldrums

Teck-know-dole-drums : (ADJ) the state of being forced into a lower tech situation than your are normally in, such as being forced to use Dialup after using Broadband, or going from a modern PC to one several years and many Megahertz slower
My dialup connection at home is like being in the TechnoDoldrums compared to the T-1 line at college.
by Infinite Loop August 26, 2005
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technolocate

To home in on a person, usually a friend, acquaintence or business contact, by using cell phones, GPS devices or other means of real-time electronic communication to arrive at a previously unspecified meeting place at a specified time.
We agreed to head down to the market at noon, and from there we would just technolocate eachother using our iPhones.
by Grundog June 21, 2008
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Technofascist

While on paper, we are technically free to speak—at least according to the U.S. Constitution—in reality, however, we are only as free to speak as the government and its corporate partners such as Facebook, Google or YouTube may allow.
Private, monopolistic companies that receive government subsidies aren't private.
NPC: "How did you know I'm a Democrat?"

NPC: "Oh well I'm a technofascist of course, I think companies, instead of government, owned by elite white men should run the country because I like black people ads, central bankers are a myth, there is no deepstate"
by GOVTisCORRUPT January 12, 2021
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technodowner

a person who pretends they know something about technology, but in fact have no idea
person 1: i bought a mobile phone that has bluetooth
person 2: do u even know what bluetooth does?
person 1: offcourse i do it lets u take better pictures
person 2: *sigh*..ur such a technodowner
by {PLONK} July 12, 2006
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