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teabagger

multiple meanings. 1) one who carries large bags of packaged tea for shipment. 2) a man that squats on top of a womens face and lowers his genitals into her mouth during sex, known as "teabagging" 3) one who has a job or talent that is low in social status 4) a person who is unaware that they have said or done something foolish, childlike, noobish, lame, or inconvenient. 5) also see "fagbag", "lamer", "noob"
Matt baseball, I can't believe he skipped our lan party to go to practice. Yeah, that kid is such a teabagger.
by h4x0r3r July 24, 2003
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Halo teabagging

When a person kills another player on halo 1,2,and 3, and uses the players dead corpse
to virtually rub their players balls on.
Dude, after my killing spree, i was on a "Halo Teabagging" spree!
by Tony Hines January 20, 2009
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Digital Teabag

When you get ahold of someone's cell phone, take a picture of your nutz and set it as their wallpaper. Everytime they get a call your junk is rubbing against their cheek.
Sally left her phone out at the party, I digital teabagged her, now I call her randomly, she still has no idea.
by Alpaca-shearer August 26, 2013
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Greasy teabag

1.(n)An improvised weapon that consists of a number of lug nuts placed in a sock and used to beat someone with.

a slock type of weapon but instead of a lock lug nuts are used.
You know George, the fat kid he picked his face so bad it looks like he was eating greasy teabags.
by DEADMEAT November 3, 2018
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holy teabag

When a female fills her mouth up with “holy water”, and then a male dunks his testicles into her mouth.
Me and my girl baptized my balls the other night by doing the holy teabag.
by Young Swavo August 12, 2021
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Poseidon's teabag

When water splashes back up onto your balls when you drop your shit load in the toilet.
"Great!My balls are all wet from Poseidon's teabag."
by Starkey88 December 11, 2016
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teabag

To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth of another person
"Man,
Brenda was all passe dout with her mouth open and Billy teabagged her"
by Rachel March 16, 2003
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