Teabowing

Teabagging + Tebowing = Teabowing.

"I just made a great play and was Tebowing when I felt two nuts on my forehead. I was then Teabowing!"

by Dirty Dawg 1960 November 24, 2011

Tebowing

A grown man, also (but not required to be) a virgin who pleasures himself to other men in tights, typically football players.

Hey Ash! Check out Gallo sitting in his cubicle Tebowing to that picture of the retard Eli Manning again! That filthy bastard!

by AfroAssault November 2, 2011

Tebowing

To act like a vagina in front of a huge audience. To sulk publicly.

"Yo, did you see the end of that game? The losers were tebowing all over the place."

"Oh, would you stop tebowing, it will be time to go soon."

by knightedcane December 5, 2009

Tebowing

To cry in front of a large group.

I thought Craig was a real man, but as soon as he didn't win, he started tebowing in front of everybody.

by Otis Chance December 7, 2009

Tebowing

1. To engage in an overt, performative act of religiosity in order to attract praise and cultivate a manufactured persecution complex.

2. To behave in a way that directly contradicts Jesus' words in Matthew 6:5-6 in order to exalt oneself.

That mega church pastor does a lot of tebowing for holier than thou points.

by teasaidh April 6, 2026