food tease

When a woman promises you that she will go out for a big unhealthy meal and then at the last minute backs out because she doesn’t want to get fat.

Did you hear what Jenn did to Joe? They were supposed to go out for pulled pork and then backed out at the last minute. What a food tease.

by BigRed2015 December 7, 2015

your tea's oot

You, sir, are invited to a bout of pugilism outwith this public house.

Haw you ya dafty, yer tea's oot.

by Heinrich McNulty October 12, 2003

Pickle Tease

Where a girl plays hard to get with a guy. She will flirt with him thinking that he'll get in her pants when she knows shes just going to reject you.

Bob: Hey man what happened to that one girl Gina?
You: Dude she was a total pickle tease and it made me feel like a loser.

by Asking Trever August 3, 2010

Teasha

Always mistaken for an African American name. However the name actually means flower in Cherokee. So this is actually a native American name. A Teasha is strong, can be independent, and doesn't let anyone take advantage of them. They are typically kind, but not a push over. Their love is powerful and sweet. Definitely a keeper.

1:Teasha is so sassy!

2: isn't she black!?

3: Nah, she native.

by TwistedFate December 19, 2016

sneeze tease

The body's preparation for a sneeze, which is deferred just before climax. (The "ah... ah... ah" without the "choo"). The feelings and sensations of a sneeze come to you, but just as you are about to exhale with explosion, it miraculously disappears.

I thought I was going to sneeze during my presentation, but luckily, it was only a sneeze tease.

by Patio furniture March 14, 2006

Job-ad cock tease

A job advertisement which is presented in a way which misleads you into initially thinking you have a chance of getting the job. However, on closer inspection, the job will turn out to be one you cannot possibly get. Especially common are those advertised in their title as 'suitable for graduates', but then in the second line state 'experience needed.' This creates anger and discouragement among those who are job hunting.

'I got my hopes up when I saw this job advertised for graduate analysts, but after I read on it said you needed 2 years experience. Looks like it's back to McDonald's for me. Fuck, what a Job-ad cock tease !'

by Thrisis Bob May 5, 2010

Snorg-tease

The brunette girl with the huge breasts that models for the SnorgTees ads.

Kyle: Wow, she's hot.

Blake: *looks over* Oh, that's just the Snorg-tease.

by LazyHappyLucky October 28, 2010