thunks

*thunks is the opposite of thanks, instead of being thankful your saying your not. "thunkful".

*a sarcastic thanks

i hold the door open for megan, but before she can pass through, i let go, and it smacks her in the face.
i laugh ridiculously.... bahahaha
megan replies, "thunks for holding the door".

by hartley of the north September 14, 2006

Thunken

when you rub your fingers against your arsehole then rub it under someone's nose so they have to endure the smell of shit.

I gave the little bastard a thunken, little cunt deserved it

by John Yaraboo January 3, 2021

thunk

The sound produced by an erect penis slapping against an object, whether it be the man's own body or a hot girl's face.

He: *THUNK* (penis slaps across a girl's face)
She: OW!!

by cv3 August 28, 2006

thunk-fucked

When a person has had sex with you in their mind.

I've been thunk-fucked by all the men in this bar!

by moonpie n widow ross January 7, 2012

Thunktion

Two words combined in a phonetically pleasing manner to produce one new word.

Sophisticuffs is a Thunktion, combining sophisticated and fisticuffs. Squidgeon and Snacktipus are also Thunktions.

by Thunktionarian March 25, 2010

Thunk

Thunk: A really stupid mans way of saying "thought"

I bet Chris Hansen never thunk I do this.

by Megan08 August 23, 2007

thunk

to think of something before someone else, who was about to think of it, has thought of it.

I thunk it before you.

by bread infection January 2, 2006