twunted

eating so many drugs that your face appears to melt in front of your own eyes... which have already fallen out.

(Noun) - deriv. "twatted", "cunted"

Eg. "I was so twunted last night that I covered myself in JAM and ate a WHOLE BADGER with some honey and a little chutney"

by Alix (the eternally missed) December 12, 2008

Tainted Childhood

A drink composed of Jones Blue Bubblegum soda and vodka. So named because the soda itself tastes like nostalgia; therefore, adding the vodka takes your childhood memories and twists them into alcoholic form.

Last night I drank a delicious Tainted Childhood, and then felt my innocence being slowly killed.

by sourfruit April 7, 2011

Tainted Toothbrush

After having rough sex, you go to bathroom and clean your "Taint"(a.k.a. "GOOCH") with your Girlfriend's parents toothbrushes.

"Yeah, one day Jordan plowed old Mary Jane Rottencrotch, and afterwards when he was cleaning up he decided to give her parents the old Tainted Toothbrush.
That Dirty Boy!

by "Z" Yeah, you know ME. September 10, 2008

Tainted

Skanky, Dirrty (X-tine Style), doing dirty deeds in someone else's space, area i.e. beds, bathrooms, etc. Therefore making the space tainted. Also see Alyssa.

That stupid whore tainted my couch.

by Paris December 13, 2003

tainted

The act of rubbing one's taint on any given object. Usually done out of spite or anger.

One time in college my roommate angered me so bad I tainted his toothbrush.

I swear to god, if Leland rats me out one more time I'm gonna taint his mouse!

by The Dark Lord of the Taint December 29, 2004

dick-taunter

One who hits on openly gay men, but is in fact straight.

Can you believe that dick-taunter hitting on Sebastian, he doesn't even smoke pole?

by Don Karta August 24, 2007

tainted

when a white girl messes with black dudes

"Dang, did you see Maddy with Deshawn and Lavonte? That bitch is tainted!"

Guy Number 1: Does Katie fuck black guys?

Guy Number 2: Damn right! That bitch tainted as hell!

by madddyb November 7, 2010