Tarantusaurus Sex

Someone who is so horny they run out of things to Fuck.

Trevor is such a Tarantusaurus sex, he started fucking our lasagna, and then after getting bored with that he went after our car!

by Blind russian August 21, 2015

Tarantula Hands

The shape somebody's hand takes when touching up the person they are making out with.

"Look at that guy's tarantula hands running up that woman's leg!"

by Velmareth December 14, 2018

Tarantula Island

When two naked and grotesquely hairy homeless men are having a contest of combat-sex atop a pile of garbage, thus looking like a writhing tarantula on an island.

Dude 1: Want to go to the dump after dark tonight? I hear there's going to be another Tarantula Island!

Dude 2: Sorry man, my mom wont let me this time.

by CuzzGummler March 28, 2020

Trendy Tarantula

People that do not have much opinion of there own . and just like stuff because its trendy

Lets go to pinks hot dogs and stand in line for 2 hours like a couple of trendy Tarantulas

by Rpm arts October 29, 2018

The Flaming Tarantula

The act of a woman pegging a man for the very first time and with no lubrication

Josh: hey man whats wrong?
Bryan: its nothing, its just my girlfriend did the flaming tarantula by surprise

Josh: wait really?!?!?
Bryan: yep...................in the butt

by JHolt1300 March 22, 2023

Reverse Tarantulla

whilst fucking a girl in the arse from behind you grab her behind each knee lift her up against a wall and fuck the absolute shit out of her so it looks
like she is climbing the wall like a tarantulla

read the definition to understand the reverse tarantulla

by grizzly strike February 23, 2010

Tarantula

Tarantula tuh-ran-chuh-luh
• noun, plural (las)

1. A busted female anus. One acquires such an asshole when it becomes over populated by the male genitalia.
The term "tarantula" is used in this context because of how anal wrinkles spread out like that of a spider's legs.
If the girl's asshole is hairy, this further solidified the fact that she has a tarantula.

Before I met Aaron's new girlfriend, he showed me a picture of her tarantula on the internet. I couldn't look her in the face.

by detective_tg9 August 12, 2009