Toasterism

When you get a body part in a toaster and can't get it out.

Shit I got my left ass cheek stuck in a toaster and I can't get it out guess I just gotta live with toasterism.

by Lasagnaaa August 26, 2019

toaster

another term for a vagina,due to the fact the slits are alike

"I'm going to stick my bread stick in your toaster and turn up the heat!"

by Lannyfresh February 22, 2007

toasters, the

generally thought of as the first/longest running ska band in the U.S

it is possible that the name originates from the term "toasting" which means to talk or chant over a rhythm or beat and is sometimes used in ska and other african/jamaican music. it could also come from the old slang for gun, OR the literal kitchen appliance.

me: hey, do you have any toasters, the?
store guy: uh, we dont sell kitchen appliences.
me: no, not A toaster. THE toasters.
store guy: oh... no. we only have shitty music. sorry.
me: yeah.

toasters, the

by ghettostarchild August 22, 2007

toaster

if toast is a penis...then a toaster is?

"LANISHA"= has the toaster..."JOSH"=has the toast

by Teeter September 2, 2004

Toaster

Any person who claims to be of the opposite gender, identifies with a non-binary gender, or is not a cis male or female.

Example 1:
Ryan: "Damn, that girl is one hell of a toaster!"
Tom: "Is she even a girl?"

Example 2:
Ryan: "If we get to choose any gender can I be a toaster?"

by BlueSmoke60 November 5, 2017

Toaster

A girl or woman who is hot as hell but you wouldn't stick your dick in her.

Dude I heard you were dating Emily. Her ex Kyle said she is a total toaster

by Gachihyper February 12, 2021

Toaster

Worlds greatest bathbomb

Oh yeah imma take a bath with my Toaster

by Squid in a ball of bater February 12, 2022