I.T.P.H.J

In the pants Hand Job

She gives a wicked I.T.P.H.J

by Blue Toad April 3, 2006

P.T.I.

Pardon The Interruption
ESPN TV show featuring Tony Kornheiser and Michael Wilbon debating/arguing about various issues in sports. Awesome show.

Same time tomorrow you knuckleheads!

by adsfadsffdsa July 6, 2005

P.I.T.A

Pussy I Think About

Damn I want that P.I.T.A.

by Mrs. Orlando Bloom 2 August 2, 2023

I.T.P.H.J.

This stands for "In The Pocket Hand Job". Typically occurs in public settings when needing to be discreet. Great way to break the ice on first dates or when you just need a good ol tug while sitting at the bar.

He couldn't wait to tell his friends about his first I.T.P.H.J. he got at the casino. Jackpot!

by Trailmixer May 14, 2018

P.I.T.A.

stands for Pain In The Ass. It is a way to describe people without them knowing you are talking about them. Used alot in the Medical field when people are constantly wanting your attention and pressing their call light for no reason.

Tellie- Man, Mr Robinson is getting on my nerves!

Amy- How so?

Tellie- He wants all my attention and won't leave the call light alone!

Amy- Wow! He's a P.I.T.A.

by CNA Who is a PAW April 21, 2009

V.I.P.T.M.

Very
Important
Person
To
Me
Hey why did you google this I told you not to

They are a V.I.P.T.M.

by NotM3e February 7, 2023

P.I.T.

Prostitute In Training. A young woman preparing herself for a life of working the streets by whoring herself out to many men without realizing that she could be making money which dawns on her around the age of 30.

See Sarah she is only 18 and she has had seven boyfriends in the last month and has sex with them all. I can't believe she hasnt realized that she could be making money oh well every whore has to start out as a P.I.T.

by Charles Norris V January 14, 2010