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Please a woman on her period, then spreads sauce on the outside of the vagina, then offloading his pleasant suprise on the outside to conclude the pizza!
Please a woman on her period, then spreads sauce on the outside of the vagina, then offloading his pleasant suprise on the outside to conclude the pizza!
Person 1: “Hey Gordon, how was sex with Martha last night?”
Gordon: “It was exuberant! Martha’s on her period, but that gave me an opportunity to introduce her to my go to late night treat, the Scandinavian pizza crust!”
Gordon: “It was exuberant! Martha’s on her period, but that gave me an opportunity to introduce her to my go to late night treat, the Scandinavian pizza crust!”
by Narc_man October 19, 2020
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Shandi's have very big guarded hearts. They take a minute to open up but if you are lucky enough to see them do it, you are a very lucky person. They are the best people you can meet. No matter what they are there for you. They are so funny and beautiful.. Being around a Shandi makes you want to be a better person.
They are amazing big sisters and if you don't have a Shandi as a big sister.. Prolly adopt one. They will never let anything happen to you and will always be there for you. You never know a love so strong as you do when you are love by a Shandi sister.
Do NOT make a Shandi mad.. The temper they have is like something not of this world! Godzilla runs!!! Short fuses and the bite is bigger than her bark!
They are amazing big sisters and if you don't have a Shandi as a big sister.. Prolly adopt one. They will never let anything happen to you and will always be there for you. You never know a love so strong as you do when you are love by a Shandi sister.
Do NOT make a Shandi mad.. The temper they have is like something not of this world! Godzilla runs!!! Short fuses and the bite is bigger than her bark!
Girl 1- Im gonna beat that girls ass!
Girl 2- Don't! Her sister is Shandi
Girl 1- She gets so mad!!
Girl 2- Well yeah! She's a Shandi.. Idiot...
Girl 2- Don't! Her sister is Shandi
Girl 1- She gets so mad!!
Girl 2- Well yeah! She's a Shandi.. Idiot...
by Nite Hawk March 12, 2010
Get the Shandi mug.The Scandinavian Leatherstrap involves a numerous amount of action and motion and food. When with a partner, you take your dick and begin to rub huckleberry jam all over it. Your partner will then smear peanut butter around their anal area. After this step, both people will then proceed to shove a bottle of soy sauce up their ass. After you can no longer see the soy sauce, the man takes his dick and inserts it into his peanut butter butt partner. Following this action, both people will push the soy sauce out of their rectum and set the bottles on the table. Now, for the leatherstrap part. You take a small strand of leather, and tie the upper part of youre testes with it. You then tell your partner to dump both bottles of soy sauce to relieve the redness. after 30 minutes of the strap, you take the strand off, and wa la, Youve got yourself a Scandinavian Leatherstrap.
Oh my gosh Jesse Neale!!!!! you really gave your boy friend a Scandinavian Leatherstrap!!!!! Does your mother know about this?
by samuel white March 27, 2009
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