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Vanilla Swordfish 

A vanilla swordfish is a person with many passionate but minor kinks, such as daddy/mommy kinks, gentle hair pulling and choking, and name calling. They typically come off as basic or unassuming at first.
Brittany is such a Vanilla Swordfish! Her boyfriend had bruises all over her neck!

Seattle Swordfish 

The sexual act when one curcumsised man pulls the foreskin from an uncurcumsised man over his penis, and proceeds to jerk them both off. Which then he proceeds to ejaculate inside the mans foreskin then sucks out his semen by performing oral sex.
My boyfriend Demarcus really enjoys a good Seattle Swordfish.

Overcook The Swordfish 

To take on too many separate tasks at one time, inevitably leading to none of them being completely at a level of quality as high as if you'd focused on doing just one extremely well.

chocolate swordfish 

After anal sex when your dick is covered in shit.
When JC was done butt fucking KP he looked down and realized he had a chocolate swordfish.

Dude, last night Mike’s mom gave me a chocolate swordfish.

Awkward Swordfish 

Like the awkward turtle/balloon etc. The person puts one finger above their head like a unicorn horn and their right hand on their hip like a fin. Useful in awkward situations.
(a person you don't really know/like talks to you at a party)
*awkward swordfish*

electric swordfish 

a sex position where the male jerks is penis quickly up and down in the females vagina/butthole
dude I did and electric swordfish last night!
electric swordfish by Hsja May 24, 2014