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suisexual 

When one masterbates wildly till their death and or dies while having uncontrolable sexual intercourse. Also having unprotected sex with hookers.
MIKE: Hey Paul hows your dad been these days... PAUL: aw man, he died bro, he was suisexual, he always had his pecker in his hand tapping all kinds of bitches, not only did he go blind but he went out with a bang.
suisexual by the-bouncer August 12, 2011
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Spinsexual 

Person 1: why is that guy sticking his dick into a fidget spinner
Person 2: I think he's a spinsexual
Person 1: oh that's gay
Person 2: yeah I hate spinsexuals!

slimesexual 

“omg did you see the way that slime moved? i’m so hard
ew you slimesexual”
slimesexual by gaehoe October 2, 2020

Sisexual 

when a person loves 7 different things like inanament objects that are randomly chosen off the street to get kids made fun of for being so weird and the kids being weird by making out with those inanament objest or just being forced to.
That kid loves boys, girls, plants, pennies ,signs, paper, and plastic.
He's so sisexual when he looks at those items like a lover.
Why is ryan so sisexual when he looks at those plants?
I love those pennies, plants, girls,boys ,papers, signs, and plstic things as much as the other................maybe i should just make out with them.
I'll make that kid make out with that plant becasue it's perfect for him.
Sisexual by Joe septer July 1, 2006

Semisexual 

Sarah: Do you love me

Tom: Half

Sarah: What do you mean

Tom: half of me loves you im semisexual

Samsexual 

When the prettiest girl in the world loves some weirdo named Sam
Yeah, she’s Samsexual. It’s only for her.
Samsexual by yeehawlosersam December 17, 2020

Semisexual 

A romantic/sexual attraction to FTM transgenders and cisgender females.

Not to be confused with bisexuality or pansexuality.

Often missexualized as being a lesbian.
"I'm attracted to FTM trans and girls, I must be semisexual"
Semisexual by SinfulWhiteAngel December 17, 2017