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Grandma sweaty balls

Big black saggy balls across your face from your grandma
by Big Nigerian penis friend February 3, 2019
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Sweet balls Miyagi

A fancy and exciting new way of saying "yeah sweet" or "great idea".

Other uses include a substitute for: "I agree", "Yes I will", "That sounds great", etc.

Allows the user to freestyle with their own mashups of the phrase, eg. "Sweet balls Miyagos" / "Sweet balls Miyaaag".

Often used in conjunction with the exclamation "WAX ON, WAX OFF MOTHERFUCKER!".

Always abbreviated in text form as "SBM".
1. Kid after taking his first shit: "I DID IT MA!"
Mum: "Sweet balls miyagi"

2. Kid after graduating college: "I MADE IT MA!"
Mum: "Sweet balls miyagi, WAX ON WAX OFF MOTHERFUCKER!"
by Madmancloak September 27, 2011
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sweaty balls

Sweaty balls, just like sweaty boobs, are when u r running around and your balls are suddenly COVERED in a wet substance. Is it pee? no. Is it cum? no.
u have been diagnosed with a nice case of sweaty balls. to stop the sweaty balls, you must soak it in a cup of cocaine, a bucket if your narsty, then agressively massage the balls. agressively is doctor recommended. also u can get a love partner to massage them for you. if you have a special lover, you can also get a free crispy creme!! (not the donut)
oh yeah one more thing: u don't have to be a boy to have sweaty balls (if u know what I mean) *wink *wink
OMG whats on my balls!!
calm down, u just have a case of sweaty balls. come with me and we will get them figured out, i know a guy, who knows a guy.

thanks bro.
i'll also put in a free crispy creme *wink
by Jmurr227 October 14, 2021
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Sweaty Ballbag

Ones Sweaty Ballbag. Usually found hanging around the penis area...litrally.
Boy: Jesus Frank Ive got one Sweaty pair today!
Boy: What Sweaty Balls?
Boy: Yeah Man Sweaty ballbag!
by HannahBean&JessicaThePleb September 28, 2008
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sweaty balls

A sweat soaked scrotum that may or may not be the result of sexual activity. For example a homeless tramp would probably not have sweaty balls due to slappage against a females' arse.
Tramps suffer from sweaty balls because they dont wash.
Most plumbers and builders have sweaty balls due to the nature of the job. If your nuts have been hammering at some slappers arse for half a day they will definitely be sweaty and masturbation always produces sweaty balls.
example 1
Homeless man: "Can I interest you in a copy of the big issue"?
woman: "Oh OK"
Homeless man: "Can I just say you look beautiful"
woman: "get your sweaty balls away from me, you stinkin tramp"

Example 2
big fat slapper:
"Fuckin ell, that was a rogering you just gave me and no doubt about it. Eh fuckin ell pour some water on your pubes theyre on fire"

stud:
"Oh that isnt fire, thats steam pouring off my sweaty balls"
by boiled prophet mohammed March 5, 2008
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sweet balls

an expression denoting something pleasurable, awesome, attractive, or good.
"Dude, that girl is totally checking you out." "....sweet balls!"
by Britton B. May 15, 2007
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sweaty balls

When a fat males thighs rub together trapping his balls in the middle causing them to sweat like a steamy bath
Holy shit, his boxers are soaked and thats not cum
by PAki chan January 12, 2006
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