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swanson

To work the entire night making out with someone only to have him or her ditch you for someone else at the very end of the night.
Hey isn't that Jamie leaving with that guy Wiley? Weren't you making out with her all night?
Damn, son you just got swansonsed.
by BTJ, MD March 20, 2012
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swansons dip

the act of dipping your ballsac in a can of swansons chicken broth, then let a fat bitch lick it off. You can also use turkey, depending on the fat bitches preference
Hey Dawna, you up for a liitle swansons dip for dinner tonight.
by deez testes October 30, 2012
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Swaysted

Highly Intoxicated; so inebriated your Swaysted.

This word can be used to describe a super crazy drunk moment you experienced in your life.

Or

It can describe how much you want to have a crazy drunk experience like you did....that one night.
Ex: "I was out at the club, doin my thang, and the next thing you know I wake up like, damn....I got swaysted." :)

Ex: "I don't want to get wasted tonight, I need to get swaysted!"
by Trouble2311 October 23, 2012
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swayvo

A Smooth Wild Authentic Youthful Virtuously Optimistic person
That guy there is a SWAYVO nigga
by SWAYVO-G January 18, 2016
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Swaysy

Irish slang for someone who loves dirty dancing while full of budweiser
Swaysy will be doing some dirty dancing now. The big swaysies head on him, swaysy was full of bud last night trying to impress women with his dirty dancing
by DClovessinkingboats May 22, 2019
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Swansoned

When a football teams luck goes completely into the toilet. Like Cleveland browns level failure due to a bad luck fan attending or watching their games.
The dude wearing that funny team shirt showed up to our game today and the we got totally Swansoned again.
by Squad game December 17, 2021
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Swanson's disease

A disease similar to Parkinson's disease
Swanson's disease has 5 stages, each stage getting progressively worse until you reach stage 5, where you lose the ability to make wise financial decisions
Stage 1 symptoms: Mild shaking in both hands. Engineering Textbooks become especially hard to read.
Stage 2 symptoms: A higher degree of shaking in all limbs. Loss of general motor control
Stage 3 symptoms: Similar to Parkinson's disease, loss of motor function

Stage 4 symptoms: Engineering prowess exceeds all others, reverts to stage 1 symptom

Stage 5 symptoms: The victim has the urge to form a lacklustre engineering company. Designs wall sockets with structural beams running through the centre
Fred: 'Did you hear about Han's diagnosis of Stage 5 Swanson's disease?'
Mogus: 'oh dear'
by Wade&co Representative June 26, 2022
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