To work the entire night making out with someone only to have him or her ditch you for someone else at the very end of the night.
Hey isn't that Jamie leaving with that guy Wiley? Weren't you making out with her all night?
Damn, son you just got swansonsed.
Damn, son you just got swansonsed.
by BTJ, MD March 20, 2012
Get the swanson mug.the act of dipping your ballsac in a can of swansons chicken broth, then let a fat bitch lick it off. You can also use turkey, depending on the fat bitches preference
by deez testes October 30, 2012
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Highly Intoxicated; so inebriated your Swaysted.
This word can be used to describe a super crazy drunk moment you experienced in your life.
Or
It can describe how much you want to have a crazy drunk experience like you did....that one night.
This word can be used to describe a super crazy drunk moment you experienced in your life.
Or
It can describe how much you want to have a crazy drunk experience like you did....that one night.
Ex: "I was out at the club, doin my thang, and the next thing you know I wake up like, damn....I got swaysted." :)
Ex: "I don't want to get wasted tonight, I need to get swaysted!"
Ex: "I don't want to get wasted tonight, I need to get swaysted!"
by Trouble2311 October 23, 2012
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Get the swayvo mug.Swaysy will be doing some dirty dancing now. The big swaysies head on him, swaysy was full of bud last night trying to impress women with his dirty dancing
by DClovessinkingboats May 22, 2019
Get the Swaysy mug.When a football teams luck goes completely into the toilet. Like Cleveland browns level failure due to a bad luck fan attending or watching their games.
The dude wearing that funny team shirt showed up to our game today and the we got totally Swansoned again.
by Squad game December 17, 2021
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Swanson's disease has 5 stages, each stage getting progressively worse until you reach stage 5, where you lose the ability to make wise financial decisions
Stage 1 symptoms: Mild shaking in both hands. Engineering Textbooks become especially hard to read.
Stage 2 symptoms: A higher degree of shaking in all limbs. Loss of general motor control
Stage 3 symptoms: Similar to Parkinson's disease, loss of motor function
Stage 4 symptoms: Engineering prowess exceeds all others, reverts to stage 1 symptom
Stage 5 symptoms: The victim has the urge to form a lacklustre engineering company. Designs wall sockets with structural beams running through the centre
Swanson's disease has 5 stages, each stage getting progressively worse until you reach stage 5, where you lose the ability to make wise financial decisions
Stage 1 symptoms: Mild shaking in both hands. Engineering Textbooks become especially hard to read.
Stage 2 symptoms: A higher degree of shaking in all limbs. Loss of general motor control
Stage 3 symptoms: Similar to Parkinson's disease, loss of motor function
Stage 4 symptoms: Engineering prowess exceeds all others, reverts to stage 1 symptom
Stage 5 symptoms: The victim has the urge to form a lacklustre engineering company. Designs wall sockets with structural beams running through the centre
by Wade&co Representative June 26, 2022
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