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Oljes swatillas

Another way of cursing at Weebs, and is only used for that specific group of losers
Oljes swatillas you fucking weeb
by DeezGhetto April 4, 2022
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Textual Satisfaction

The feeling you get when your phone has a new message/missed call.
"dude I've been having textual satisfaction all day I already have 5 new messages."
by SoccerKid3310 May 9, 2010
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Satisfied

A feeling when you are happy. Like uh like when you like uh umm yeah you know
Yes satisfied
by AHHHAHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHAHHH June 12, 2020
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Satish

Satish is that guy who lives in the sky and will sweep you into a luxurious paradise of love making. Or gently watch you eat frozen yogurt as he swoops in on your deepest desires. Usually someone will ask about him and you respond with "He's a great guy"- to cover your intensifying desire to cuddle in front of a burning fire. 

He will take you out for a little wine and dine for your birthday, but you must beware of his extreme sexual attractiveness.

When he's not courting you, he's your best friend. Count on his logical thinking, trustworthiness, and reliability.

Respectful to his female friends and acquaintances, as he is a rare species of man.
You're not satisfied, you're Satish-fied.

I think my girlfriend was Satished last night...
by Anne Varsti May 27, 2013
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satisfactory

cracktorio but less potent and in 3d
"Then I saw this empty valley over here and I thought, you know, this could use a conveyor belt weave" - satisfactory players after demolishing the local ecosystem
by a random person here May 30, 2022
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Satisfied Salamander

sat•is•fied |ˈsatisˌfīd|
sal•a•man•der |ˈsaləˌmandər|

noun, vulgar slang.

oral stimulation of a man's penis to the point of ejaculation, as ejaculating the man removes his penis and proceeds with his ejaculation while aiming for his partners nose. If successful the male's reproductive fluid will go up his partners nose and down the throat. His partner will then cough up the man's semen and will look like a "Satisfied Salamander"

ORIGIN,

Satisfied: Latin, satisfacere ‘to content,’
Salamander: Greek, salamandra
Hey, baby. Have you ever heard of a "Satisfied Salamander"?
by Ryamnocerus March 3, 2010
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internet satisfaction

When you've been satisfied with the copious amounts of porn you've viewed, and done with all your blogging, you get this strange feeling. At that moment, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY SATISFIED WITH BROWSING ON THE INTERNET. You have an uncontrollable urge to get out of your house, and actually get a life.
Chuck: Hey dude, "wuts up"!

Charles: Damn nigga"internet satisfaction" finally hit yo dumbass!"
by GamerLex1 January 13, 2008
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