The Super Soaker

Whenever a couple finds themselves short of contraceptive they can just have the man cum in the chicks snatch and to avoid pregnancy the woman will queef out the semen, preferably onto the man's chest, face, or into his own ass.

Man: Fuck me sideways, I forgot a condom

Woman: No worries we can do the super soaker, that way I cannot get pregnant

Man: Cool Beanss

by nandolf13 November 5, 2009

Piss Like a Super Soaker

When the urge to urinate becomes so unbearable, after it being held in for so long, that the stream of liquid waste could conceivably be shot farther than 12 feet.

When this urge occurs in males, the signature pumping action is not required to be performed beforehand, and may actually be counterproductive.

After being cheated out of over two hours of his life from seeing yet another god-forsaken Transformers movie, Billy now had to piss like a Super Soaker. The subsequent force upon the porcelain urinal nearly eroded it completely in just 40 seconds.

by Trey4Life October 23, 2011

Asian Super Soaker

The act of being peed on by an asian male standing on his roof.

Derek: Dude, my walk today sucked
Connor: Why?
Derek: Because Mr.Chong gave me an asian super soaker when i walked by his house
Connor: LUCKY!

by redballoonstayhere March 9, 2011

penile super soaker

its when your dick shoots out a steady stream of semen

i gave a girl a penile super soaker and got her pregnant

by darky slayer69 January 11, 2019

Michigan super soaker

The act of getting your own

piss in your mouth, and then spitting it into your partner’s mouth.

She wanted to try something new and kinky, so I hit her with the Michigan super soaker.

by DARKTOILET September 17, 2021

Serbian Super Soaker

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The act of 4 men, in totality, creaming a large crowd of self-proclaimed intellectuals in the presence of unskilled laborers.

By customer request, the team of subject matter experts gave them the Serbian super soaker every day for three weeks.

by Pulsating_throb_technique February 15, 2023

Australian Super Soaker

A wet pussy

Damn after I was done with her, she was an Australian Super Soaker!

by PhoenixRisen95 May 29, 2024