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National Suck Your Boyfriend's Dick Day

A wonderful holiday where your boyfriend needs his dick sucked
Bae its National Suck your Boyfriend's Dick Day so let me suck your dick
by TheRealUrbanDicrionary October 17, 2018
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The ultimate of all comebacks to an insult.

Doubly effective as a comeback to a comeback to your insult.
Can be used when you're disgusted at something.
Or as an expression of surprise.
Your mother eats dog snot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

Your father fucks chooks!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!
by kam75xx June 11, 2021
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today's music sucks

The almost factual, totally sound belief that the shit we call music today is nothing but bear scat. Britney Spears, Shakira, and all the other dimiwtted pop divas suck monkeys. Just about all modern American rap IS crap. Even most modern rock sucks monkeys (I don't want to mention any names-Creed, Panic at the Disco, etc.)
Today's music sucks. Drop that stoner shit and listen to classic rock, roots reggae, or some other form of good music.
by Supergeek February 14, 2008
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National Suck Your Boyfriend's Dick Day

Celebrated on November 16th, this is a wonderful holiday where your boyfriend needs his dick sucked
bae its National Suck your Boyfriend's Dick Day so let me suck your dick
by ouwuma November 15, 2019
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This site's layout sucks

This site's layout sucks.
Literally Everyone: ikr
by Gotta let go October 10, 2020
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National suck your boyfriend’s dick day

doesn’t matter where when or how, just suck that dick.(April 12th)
It’s april 12th bae I’m finna devour that dick. National suck your boyfriend’s dick day
by National suck dick day April 12, 2019
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National Suck the homie’s dicks day

On the 19th of March you can suck a homie’s dick and it’s not considered gay or sus.
Jake- Aye imma suck your dick
Caleb-Bro that’s sus.
Jake- Nah it’s National suck the homie’s dicks day we good.
Caleb-Bet
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