sturgeon

Sturgeon: A fresh and saltwater fish with diamond shaped scales. diamondsides = nickname. "Whites" get bigger than "greens", but mostly you can't catch whites. Bottom feeders by design, hard to catch fun to play on a line.

My friends wife hooked a sturgeon but had never seen one. She pulled it up to the boat, took one look at it, screamed, threw the pole in the water, and jumped to the other side of the boat almost in tears. She did set the hook though.

by millwoody4x4 September 5, 2005

Nicola Sturgeon’s Ball Sack

A barometer of ugliness, benchmarked against the beauty of First Minister of Scotland: Nicola Sturgeon.

He has a face like Nicola Sturgeon’s Ball Sack.

by Shockblock May 29, 2021

sturgeon bay

a city in Door County, WI with a rough population of 10,000. A major trap for fucktards.

This area is known for its natural beauty, thus a bunch of F.I.S.H Bastards come here to vacation!

The Sturgeon Bay community is full of tards

by Cody S. April 19, 2004

Sturgeon

1 1/2 oz Vodka
3/4 oz Kahlua
3/4 oz Light Cream or Milk

"Crista, I ordered you a Sturgeon from the bartender."

by The Fresh Princess November 14, 2009

strugenheimer

the release of constapation! Strugen meaning large amount of suspended fecal matter and Heimer meaning release!!

"John, you haven't been to the bathroom all day." "I know Melissa. i've been constipated all day." "Well, John, let me know when you get that strugenheimer."

by à♂ June 26, 2009

brown sturgeon

A close relative to the brown trout, the brown sturgeon is much larger and much more aggressive than it's smaller, more timid cousin. Like the brown trout, brown sturgeon are usually found in urban stream and lakes. They are also highly associated with treatment plants and dairy farms adjacent to the Merced river in California.

That was no brown trout, it was a peanut eyed brown sturgeon!

by Anglr200 January 3, 2008

Sturgeon

A really big, firm turd. One thats been brewing up over night, a couple of days or maybe even weeks. It is common for a big sturgeon to smell bad.

Oh man!, I just took the biggest sturgeon!, or far out I need to take a really big sturgeon!

by Jack McMack May 10, 2011