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Strizate

Can I have a piece of gum ? Nah you Strizate “
by Mitchiey2192 August 13, 2018
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mid-stride crisis

In recreational running, the propensity for any man over the age of 40, when passed by a female, to immediately speed up to reclaim the lead. It is not uncommon for men prone to this affliction to stuff their running shorts with rolled socks.
I was out on the running trail when I passed this old man wearing really short shorts. He had a mid-stride crisis and immediately doubled his pace to keep up with me; his belabored breathing and flushed skin had me concerned that a cardiac arrest was imminent.
by alisonro December 20, 2010
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Nick Strider

A problematic loser who spends all his time at the gym. He's usually surrounded by desperate chicks who need to keep it in their pants.
Do you see that guy over there? The one surrounded by thirsty sluts? Yeah, he's definitely a Nick Strider.
by George V January 5, 2016
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Chad Stride

It is unintentional display of dominance through the simple act of walking.

It is a walk that emanates Big Dick Energy and pure testosterone.

A common example is the way a Giga Chad walks. Shoulders back, chest out and bulge clearly visible.
He really gonna Chad Stride on us?

That mans really be Chad Striding out here.
by FeelsGudMan.exe April 21, 2020
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strident

Loud and obnoxious, in-your-face, cacophonous, dissonant, screeching, shrill, grating.
Anne Boleyn's stridently sexy allure, sophistication, and sharp tongued wit captivated Henry VIII.

Glenn Beck sobbed and whined stridently in his reactionary performance, based more on emotion and pandering than on sound information.

The Tea Party shrieked their bizarre agenda stridently over the news, their lack of adequate education was painfully clear; it's doubtful that any of them even knew what the Boston Tea Party was really about.
by Lorelili August 17, 2011
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stride of pride

The stroll across campus after a one night stand. Usually slower and with more gusto than the walk of shame. Typically reserved for men as one night stands garner respect and bragging rights with your buddies. However, women can be seen doing the stride of pride after being rocked the previous night as opposed to the one minute man or dealing with whiskey dick.
Jon: Look at her hair. Definitly the walk of shame.
Frank: Sorry, look at the shit-eating grin on her face. Definitly the stride of pride.
by capt. redfinger September 10, 2005
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striaght no chaser

another example of someone who can't spell worth a damn
by James Howard February 5, 2004
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