Strategic Offsite

A term to put on one's calendar to make a meeting at a bar or tavern appear as a work event.

Let's meet at 2:30 p.m. on Friday for a "Strategic Offsite."

by Banditrider7 April 24, 2015

strategic slumber

Finding a creative and/or scientific way to end it all. For example, electrocution by a few hundred watts. It's pretty cool. 🙃

Dude it's not a suicide, it's a strategic slumber!

by outsiderrality June 21, 2019

Strategic Whiffing

A term used in the hit E-Sport game, Rocket league, for strategically missing the ball in a way that allows your teammates to not feel bad about how inadequate they are and how good you are.

My buddy James will never know he only made that shot because I decided that strategic whiffing the ball would improve his day.

by ProjectA July 19, 2019

strategic

(adjective) In business, an unnecessary modifier used to add gravitas and authority to a statement everyone knows to be complete bullshit. To be engaged in, expressing, or based on incompetence rather than knowledge.

We've taken a strategic decision to close the local fire department ahead of the dry season.
Building a wall between us and Mexico is a strategic priority.

by Sleepy Gonzales April 19, 2018

Strategic Shaving

Wearing distressed jeans and shaving only where skin is visible through the holes.

Yeah I went to this pool party after strategic shaving and kept having to explain smooth patches on my otherwise scruffy legs.

by GoMeat! March 8, 2011

strategic breakup

Breaking up with your girlfriend right at the start of summer when the ocean of short shorts and miniskirts flood the streets.

The girlfriend thinks its spontaneous but the boys know is strategic.

"I just broke up with my girlfriend, it had to be done"

"Yep, its June 1st, textbook strategic breakup, summer is by far best time to be single"

"yeah I hope she takes me back in the fall when the babes start wearing pants again"

by d1sKoBisCuiT June 10, 2017

strategic hold

When one can't escape from a situation quickly to take a dump and therefore locks their butt cheeks up until the urge passes. Such as in the case of a long sales meeting or group presentation.

The stupid meeting took so long I had to execute a "strategic hold" to prevent from shitting my pants.

by Skin Sub Guy March 28, 2015