Straightedge

One who has chosen the life path of sobriety, doesn't ingest any kind of drug (with the exception of prescribed medication) or drink alcohol.

She is totally straightedge.

by coolcat99 July 14, 2009

StraightEdge

Someone who doesn't do drugs, or drink. Others should not care whether someone is straight edge in this sense.

"Want to get blazed after school?"
"No, I'm straightedge."
"Ok, thats cool."

by Dragonslayer1318 September 28, 2005

straighterade

a beverage that allows individuals to feel heterosexual desires. Commonly offered or spilled on gay people, or people acting gay.

He just really doesn't like boobs... we should get him some straighterade.

by 72886 January 19, 2008

Straightlord

Not a gaylord, but a straightlord. A man who may have certain stereotypically gay traits, but is not gay.

Look at that man with his girfriend. He looks so gay. What a straightlord.

by Hayes Benedict Thompson August 28, 2007

straightbreaker

someone of the same sex, usually a celebrity figure, who would cause a straight person to turn gay

Kat Von D is totally a straightbreaker. If I was a lesbian, I'd totally hit that.

by wildflower3915 January 7, 2009

Straightened the Rainbow

1. When her booty so fat, pussy ain't flat, and titties where it's at, it can make a gay man's dick say, "Hello!"

2. When his stomach so flat, his dick's a bat, and he shaved his mat, it can make a lesbian's pussy go "splat."

1. When Drake saw a real woman for the first time, it straightened the rainbow. So he went and dumped his boyfriend Hailey.

2. When Michelle caught a glimpse of David's long dong, it straight up straightened the rainbow. So she went and dumped her girlfriend Claudia.

by bangbangnibba November 7, 2016

Dick Straightener

The ability to hit someone with such great force that it causes them to get an instant erection.

Coach Mitch- "Holy cow that was a garsh darn good hit!"

Coach Stew- "That kid right there is a dick straightener!"

Coach Mitch- "Easy.."

by CoachStew February 17, 2010