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stirring the curry

"Hey bro, did you hit that Indian girl from the club last night?"
"Yeah dude, I was stirring the curry til morning."
by jybigballs January 25, 2017
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morning stories

Morning Stories: noun
Activity that happens when a group of people (often roommates) gather in one room "the morning after" and share recollections or anecdotes of the previous night's activities.
Commonly occurs in college sorority houses or in houses where several co-eds reside.
Participants are usually young females and primary topic of conversation is regarding who hooked up.
"By 10:00 a.m. on Saturday morning, we gathered in Jenny's room for aspirin, orange juice and morning stories."
by KinOH September 19, 2008
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Storwick

When holding a piece of Apple hardware and it high fives the ground and shatters the glass.
EX #1 -I was walking down the street and I storwicked my iPad.

EX #2 - That guy named Eric, Storwicked the iPad.
by Fixius July 5, 2011
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Monster Hunter Stories

A Monster Hunter game with less sales and should be played more so we can get hyped for the New Monster Hunter Stories sequel this is coming out in 2021.
Pokemon fan: FUCK MONSTER HUNTER STORIES!

Monster Hunter fan: Alright hunters, get the god damn fucking gun right now. RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Pokemon fan: OH SHI-
by TheDDLCGal September 30, 2020
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Tom Sturridge

The handsome, young English actor who most recently portrayed Roger Gosselyn in the 2004 film, Being Julia. He is also, indeed, impossibly good looking & possesses the talent necessary for a successful acting career.
Tom Sturridge is so gorgeous, that his appearance in teen magazines will be inevitable.
by prettykitty September 25, 2005
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Sex stories

I walk into my laundry room and see my best friend Alexis waiting for me. I grin and me smash our lips together. she’s so hot. She’s already naked. I undress myself and she sits on my washing machine and fingers herself, moaning. God, she’s so sexy.
Just as I crawl on top her, our other friend Maria walks in surprised. I grin. “Don’t just stand there, join us baby!” She nods and strips in front of us and climbs on. Alexis fingers me and I’m moaning, pussy wet. Maria grabs a dildo and shoves it up my friends pussy and she screams. Then, I eat Alexis while the other one sucks on my clit. I cum into her mouth moaning and she swallows it. I scissor with Alexis and we moan, our wet, shaved pussys touching. Maria is cumming on the dildo, and I grab it from her and lick her cum off. Then Alexis sticks the dildo in my pussy and I moan as it hits my g-spot. “IM GONNA CUM!!!” Maria eats Alexis out and she whimpers twisting her tits. We kiss passionately, our tounges twisting down each other’s throats. I grab Alexis ad Maria’s boobs and moan loudly. Then we fuck hard all night, pussies throbbing. I love sex stories.
by Wetgirl69 March 4, 2021
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Sorriously

Word used when politely interrupting a conversation while wanting to change the direction of the conversation to a more serious tone.
Guy 1: ...Then I met these two chicks and took them home.

Guy 2: Really? Then what happened?

Guy 3: Sorriously guys, you need to be careful. Those chicks looked dirty.
by Delicat March 30, 2009
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