Smokin' and Jokin'

US Army terminology utilized to describe a person or people who are standing around smoking cigarettes and chattering about car chase movies when they should be doing something constructive.

Officer: Where the hell are all of the Soldiers?

NCO: Not sure, Sir, but I think they might be out back.

Officer: Alright, can you get them to load that new equipment onto the trucks by the motor pool?

NCO: Roger, Sir. Smokin' and Jokin' is NOT an MOS, so I will get their attention! (walks away)

NCO to Soldiers: Alright, assholes no more smokin' and jokin'! Get your asses to work, NOW!!!!

by The Preggerses February 13, 2012

smokin loud

smoking weed that is high grade otherwise known as premium marijuana

(examples: purp, kush, etc.)

smokin loud is slang that originates from atlanta

by yessir212 June 9, 2009

smokin

A girl or guy who is beyond hot.
Now at the point of smokin (super hot)

joe: did you see that girl over there?
kristen: yea, thats cassie fario!
joe: she is smokin!

by Joe Beck November 11, 2008

Smokin' trees

Smokin' trees is slang for the smoking of marijuana.

We be smokin' trees all night!

by Bizob February 9, 2003

smokin'

1. Hot
2. Act of smoking a joint or blunt

1. Wow that's smokin!
2. Smokin' with my homieees

by SmartyG September 19, 2006

Smokin Wood

The act of smoking a non-superior strain of marijuana.

If guy/girl rolled up some cheap marijuana and smoked it, he/she would be "smokin wood".

by Kornybun June 15, 2009

smokin my stuff

means doing ya own thang be an individual

I'm here making music and smokin my stuff

by Melsy April 25, 2006