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The shoes that scene kids wear. They get them for FIVE DOLLARS at Rite Aidz! Livin on da edge! You ain't scene if you don't have these.
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RobotGunsGoVoip: STFU!!!!!
by xXSc33n3Xx November 13, 2005
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nobody steps on it rule

When someone is just so freakin hungry they disregard all laws of physics and, without hesitation, will eat that delicious outmeal cream pie that fell on the floor. Who knows how many decades ago this poor Little Debbie fell on the floor, but it's still fully intact, and it tastes good, which is all that matters.
Fred: Aw man, my cookie fell on the floor.
Melvin: You're not gonna eat it??!
Fred: Are you kidding? It's already been 5.092 seconds! I can't eat that infected piece of @#$!!
Melvin: Well, you know I live by the nobody steps on it rule man.
*Melvin eats cookie*
Fred: DUDE YOU'RE GONNA GET MALARIA!!

R.I.P. Melvin: 1988-2008
by SmellsPrettyBad March 8, 2008
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cold steps of russia

the place where mans myths and legends are born
maxim: i was born on the cold steps of russia
by heheheheeeee September 27, 2017
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two steps too late

When a man who has time infinitely accelerated speed blitzes out of your attack and then dashes behind you with his infinite speed because he abused your weakness
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Enrico Pucci: Two Steps, You where two steps too late. The blood of the powerful joestar family for their strength their courage their bravery fate is on their side, however! weakness is written in their blood. Jotaro Kujo.. your weakness is your daughter!
by jojo shitpost crusader August 9, 2023
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12 Steps

1. The 12 tasks that Alcoholics Anonymous has its members use to find spirituality.

2. A way used by AA to have its members choose a higher power that can be anywhere from a door knob to a harley as a way to find spiritual guidance.

3. The Steps outlined in the Big Book used to control the thought processes of those who follow them.
1. Bill was fun until he joined AA and followed the 12 Steps, now he just apologizes to everyone with a brainwashed smile.

2. Mary followed the 12 Steps of AA. She divorced her husband and married her sponsor leaving her kids behind with no mother.
by JR Harris April 16, 2011
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Six Steps to Spiritual Revival

People who enjoy 'Six Steps to Spiritual Revival' will also love 'The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Men'
"I'm going to revive my spirit with Anal Sex"
by jared December 5, 2002
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Six Steps to Spiritual Revival

A spiritual guide through the twists and turns of the anal cavity, the path of the anus is a most treacherous one and without proper spiritual guidence one can get lost deep within the void known as the anus.
I now better understand how to thrust my wiener into the anus in a more spiritual fashion.
by Anus Guru October 24, 2004
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