Stanchion sandwich

When you hit the perfect shot with a football (soccer) and it wedges itself in the top left or top right in the goal net support (stanchion). 70s/80s/90s term as typically goal stanchions don't really exist any more.

These days: top bins; but the ball was wedged in the upright to be retrieved manually.

I smashed a volley into the top right and got a stanchion sandwich.

by The_names_have_been_changed July 31, 2023

Stanciuphobia

Fear of David Stanciu

I have Stanciuphobia

by greeeeeeer November 21, 2024

Stanxious

When you're so hungry that your stomach has anxiety.

I need some food, I'm getting stanxious.

by timbimmy February 4, 2024

Stanciling

Malding for so long, you become the content

"Did you see those Mark Cuban retweets? He was totally Stanciling"

by Je6483 February 10, 2024

Stanciling

Malding for so long, you become the content for people you hate

"Did you Mark Cuban's retweets the other day? He was really Stanciling"

by Je6483 February 10, 2024

stancil

An unprovoked, inappropriate, and sexually forward advance made by an AI towards a human.

I was just browsing, and then the AI just outright stancilled me

by strangeloop July 13, 2025

dirty stancing

a term for a daily driven car that runs a static drop into the weeds

WOW that car is dirty stancing

even swayze couldnt stance that dirty

by jamiea7x July 31, 2011