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Squire

by It's here, so it must be true. September 28, 2009
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Squire

Squire is an amazing friend. He is very honest—can sometimes be too brutal. But we all need that honest friend! He is very outgoing and friendly. He can make a friend with ANYONE! He can talks all the time and always has some story to tell. He also has an amazing smile and very athletic and talented. He is all around a superb guy.
Squire is the greatest.

Squire is my friend.
by Maggiemay123 June 13, 2018
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young squire

Started off as a two person role play joke, with one person pretending to be a perverted lord, and the other pretending to be the exploited young squire.

Usually it is just some back and fourth comedy using medieval talk, but can be used to call someone a young squire too.

There are also memes now.
Lord: Aww young squire, would you accompany me to my chambers again this evening.
Young Squire: My lord, I am not sure this will help me become a knight.
Lord: Haha, so naive, my young squire.
by Ganbelcuss May 25, 2017
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Billy Squire

1. a slang phrase used when talking about male masturbation, due to the singer "Billy Squire" having wrote the song "The Stroke".
2. a code word used during the Annual "40 Days/40 Nights Competition" at Turpin,OK that stands for having lost the bet by having jerked it.
"Dude, Kurtis pulled a Billy Squire after the first day of the competition...sad, sad man."
by Chanman32 February 14, 2008
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Squire

A very large and extremely stench-loaded crap of power
person a: Hey guys i woulden't hit the bathroom anytime soon i just dropped a massive squire

person b: *cannot reply, throat is clogged with squire fumes*
by ww+ss December 12, 2010
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Squire

Someone who is seen as the bitch among the group. Someone who tries to act like other people in order to look cool. funny, or however they want to appear. Squires are seen as a nuisance and should not be tolerated. Squires are seen as insigniicant in society because they don't bring anything to the situation. They are useless.
"My style never gets tired or wants to retire, so fuck all of you squires." -Chase Cormier
by 11ccormier December 13, 2010
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Dark Squire

Dark Squire (countable noun, masculine)

A man of such caliber that nobody comes close to matching his unique charm, wit, good looks, physical strength and endurance, intelligence, sexual prowess or chivalry. Men aspire to be like him and women want to be with him. Nobody can unearth the secrets behind his magnetic ways. A studmuffin, only one with a brain and personality to match.
Young man looking over at idol: He's such a Dark Squire, I'll never be able to fill such boots. *sighs in awe, wonder, and a touch of despair*
by NiffuMNeJ November 1, 2009
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