Squishee

The Slurpee of The Simpsons

I'll Have An All Syrup Squishee

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 9, 2008

squishment

to almost do away with, or almost put an end to. Quite similar to the word "squashment," just not rising to the same level of severity.

The investigative reporter, by getting pinned to the gate while filming the drug lord's van enter the compound, was lucky she only suffered a little squishment when the driver stopped in the nick of time when she screamed, then backing up...another two or three feet or so, and that reporter would have been yet another example of squashment.

by jaxmeov November 2, 2009

squip

a minicomputer in a pill form, that, when digested, talks to you and instructs you on how to be cool

a)the first thing my squip did was get me a girl
b) the squip turns you into a dick, or so "To Be More Chill" claims

by jeremy heere April 15, 2004

Squish bug

The dropping of the nut sack on any surface creating a sound similar to a fap

I took wills phone and did squish bug on it.

by Squishbuglover August 17, 2015

chub squish

When a chub that had the potential to be a full-fledged boner is sabotaged by unsexy people, events, or circumstances.

God, this girl was so hot, but then her ugly sister walked in and I got major chub-squished.

Dude, it wasn't that bad, it was only a chub squish, it's not like she blue-balled me

Man, whenever I'm about to, you know, I get the worst chub squish because an image of my mom pops into my head.

by the chofessional March 4, 2010

squished tadpole

When a drunk old man takes his schlong out and rams it into a window while yelling out the phrase "Squished tadpole! Squished Tadpole!" Often done while over consuming cheap and hard alcohol.

I was relaxing in my car the other day and I looked over and seen Gaylords squished Tadpole.

by Hcaz Sakraf November 29, 2006

The Squip

(Be more chill) The Squip is 100% daddy material.

"Due to his deep , smooth voice the Squip is daddy material."

by ilovethesquipokay June 20, 2017