Squeege

Pretentious, egotistical gen-Z football player who has never looksmaxxed in his life.

I was going to go on a date with him last week, but he turned out to be kind of a squeege

by Crimwell November 28, 2024

squeeging

moving in a quick rapid motion

the spider is squeeging across the floor

by Rainbow~squid January 13, 2010

Squeege

Someone who's really annoying, like the sound of your windshield wipers quickly squeeging in a heavy rain.

That dudes a squeege bro.
Don't mind her, she's the squeegest.
Nothing but squeeges as far as the eye can see.

by Snack Jackal March 29, 2024

Squeege

Squeege is the mucus-like and chunky substance that is coughed out of the lungs and into the mouth when coughing

“I think I may be getting sick. I accidentally just swallowed some of my squeege.”

“Please, I want to get sick. Can you spit some of your squeege into my mouth?”

by Squeege Master Epic Dood September 29, 2019

dirt squeege

A person who will always inconvenience you.

Erik wants me to drive him to work. He is a dirt Squeege!

by Truthteller2016politics November 20, 2020

Squeeging

The act of discharging period blood

My girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me last night. I'm pretty sure shes squeeging this week.

by Jenziyte September 30, 2019