When one gets so high, or high enough, around others where they start questioning their life decisions and getting internally emotional. Instead of confronting these feelings though, one uses abstract terms to keep the mood light and arise a good laugh from fellow stoned companions.
High Guy 1: *Thinking about calling his professor mom accidentally* I'm such a silly squatch.
High Guy 2: Wtf lol, um sure?
High Guy 2: Wtf lol, um sure?
by cházaáh doggie August 2, 2021
Get the Squatch mug.Brian squatched down a bottle tequila and handful on Saturday. He was so squatched that he squatched up his chance to squatch that tattooed bartender with the big tits.
by Zanninu April 16, 2024
Get the Squatch mug.The pubic area of a woman which is extremely hairy and unkept. Usually found in the months immediately following winter.
Corey (At the beach): Yo Warren, check out the squatch taco on that girl over there.
Warren (Also at the beach): Wow, looks like she has Bob Ross' head in a leg lock.
Warren (Also at the beach): Wow, looks like she has Bob Ross' head in a leg lock.
by Tbonepgh August 3, 2016
Get the squatch taco mug.A person who is simultaneously a Sasquatch and a Retard. This could be accomplished by having a very tall person who has retard behavior, or by having an abnormally tall person with retardistic facial expressions.
Sarah, stop propping your chin on the rim of the basketball goal, you're slobbering all over the net....Ya freakin' Squatch-tard.
by PipTardsMan May 18, 2009
Get the Squatch-tard mug.1. The knocking of blocks used to attract mythical beasts called Sasquatches.
2. The rythmic pounding of the squatch for hours or days on end.
2. The rythmic pounding of the squatch for hours or days on end.
1. Those faggots from Finding Bigfoot Squatch Knock continuously in order to attract the elusive Sasquatch.
2. I squatch knocked Austin's mom so long last week that she moaned like a ghost and her squatch could take absolutely no more knocking.
2. I squatch knocked Austin's mom so long last week that she moaned like a ghost and her squatch could take absolutely no more knocking.
by Squatchknocker247 January 24, 2012
Get the Squatch Knock mug.Squatch'd /skwŏchd/–verb 1. deceit, trickery, sharp practice, or breach of confidence, perpetrated for profit or to gain some unfair or dishonest advantage.
2. a particular instance of such deceit or trickery: to squatch, rip off, fraudulent
2. a particular instance of such deceit or trickery: to squatch, rip off, fraudulent
by Eddie Hitler March 3, 2008
Get the Squatch'd mug.by Kailley July 11, 2007
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