Square

One who has a square or rectangle shaped head.

That Rob Aitken is such a square!

by TheBoss09 December 1, 2009

square

another name for a cigarette given because it is round

Q: "what kind of square you got?" A: "All i smoke is menthols."

by nikia jonez February 23, 2009

Square

A lame, uncool, unhip* some say unhep* person. In Jazz music this term first originated as square records *usually given as a sampler or for free at the record stores* that had very stupid tunes on them.

Greg you listen to that shit. You are such a square.

by steelslammer December 29, 2007

square

Someone who is not in the "game" of pimping and hoeing. Drugs usually being apart of that too. Those who are in the "game" consider squares to be uncool/boring. For instance, if you work at a strip club as a dancer and don't have a pimp and don't want one, you are considered a square. Square hoe- someone who prostitutes without a pimp; square- someone who doesn't do any of that. It is a whole sub-culture people don't know about unless they are in it.

You want to be my wifey?
"No girl I'm not interested in that."
What, you aren't a square are you?

"Yeah girl, I have a boyfriend.... I'm not about that life. Just stripping to put my way through school."

by Leah555 October 13, 2013

square

A person who has spent most of his/her life dedicating their life to schoolwork and achieving grades of A and above. Tends not to have many friends but there are rare occurences where a square has actually had a boyfriend/girlfriend.

Ah look at that square over there! Bet hes off to the library.

by Sammi April 6, 2005

square

1. A 4 sided polygon with equal sides and right angle. Also known as... rhombus, rectangle, parallelagram, quadrilateral....
2. Somebody whose uncool.
3. Fair and square.

1. To find the volume of a square, you do length x width x height.
2. Be there or be square!
3. The bald coach could not admit that the team won fair and square, because they cheated.

by Dudette May 27, 2005

square

1. v. to be sliced up
2. n. someone who never does anything. Either he has been refined most of his life and doesn't know what's out there, or he's incapable of having fun.

1. be here or be squared
2. I would invite Malcolm to the party, but he's such a square that he would probably prefer to have a date with one of the letters from his Encyclopedia collection.

by genrou November 10, 2008