squashed onion

A supreme being, typically a roadman who is claimed to be legendary. It is said that dodgerlynch is the only true squashed onion and if you call anyone a squashed onion they are probably an alpha male with high supremecy

Ever heard of dodgerlynch
Yeah, he is a proper squashed onion

by Felix kjeillburg May 1, 2019

squaberdoodle

a hairy like thing that lives in the woods

look jerry a squaberdoodle

by Mr. figglenut May 28, 2019

Squashed muffins

Used as an insult for a girl who is flat

Is very offensive

Boy:”wow she has some squashed muffins”
Girl:”Bitch wtf”

by Gduashxhwi June 11, 2020

squashed cabbage leaf

An insult back in old english with the equivalence to what we call a bitch

(in an english accent) You stupid squashed cabbage leaf

by coolio5251 September 14, 2006

Squashed

The act of an obesed women jumping on a thin man during sex

"Hey man, Eddie totally got squashed last night"...."I know i felt the earthquake, too...it felt like a 4.6"

by Veronica O March 4, 2008

Squashed nigga

How horrible it feels and how hard it is when your fans don't want you no more. When one feels crushed and unwanted, and unsure of one's true identity.

Squashed nigga, crushed nigga, I feel like a squashed nigga.

by margiechocoholic August 1, 2011

squarehead

A derogatory nickname for Germans during World War I, when Germany was our enemy. They supposedly had large, square-shaped heads. See kraut.

It's not nice to call Germans squareheads.

by bstokes June 14, 2006