Squatchcock

Originally derived from "Sasquatch cock" to describe a particularly large phalus, this word has evolved into a general descriptive word to describe anything offensive in smell, sight, or touch.

balls stank nasty

Nina: "Ugh, have you ever smelled Jack?"
Jessica: "Oh my god, yeah. He smells like straight squatchcock. He needs to take a shower"

by Jess and Nina May 15, 2016

Scratching kink

When a person feels pleasure from the sensation of being scratched on the thighs, back ,stomach etc.

" I love it when he scratches me.At this point I think I have a scratching kink"

by The real bunny<3 August 14, 2021

Cat Scratches

A term used when talking about fresh scars from one’s cutting of them selves, typically used to cover up the cutting.

John: “hey what’s that on your wrist”
Jane: “cat scratches”

Jane found help and is now a functioning member of society

by Depressedandgay February 7, 2022

Scratch Paper Weird

Something that is very very weird

That's scratch paper weird...

by PrdflS8n October 27, 2020

morning ballsack-scratch

First action of a normal man who has an itch at the pubic area. The action provides with great pleasure to the male, and helps him to be awake for the rest of the day.

This morning I had the most annoying itch at my scrotum, actually it woke me up!, so I had my Morning Ballsack-Scratch to help myself.

by Marcogod October 27, 2010

Monkey Scratch

When an itch occurs just below the arm pit and you scratch it with the arm on the same side of the body as the itch.

My friend made fun of me when had to monkey scratch a really bad itch.

by Whooty wrangler December 5, 2011

scratching the pink turntable

Slang for female masturbation, describing the 'all natural' way of pleasuring oneself using the fingers.

Oh shit! Melissa caught me scratching the pink turntable on her bed!

by Stephanie L. September 7, 2005