Sponging

To transform the human body into a sponge that has one purpose: to soak up alcohol, most commonly cheap beer.

Yesterday, after a session of hardcore sponging at the frat, I blacked out and committed a Scarsdale Surprise.

by Improvize June 20, 2011

Sponging

When a girls pussy is wet and has an abundant amount of pubic hair. The act of "sponging" happens when the girl sits on top of a persons face thrusting her hips back and forth, basically scrubbing her partners face.

Sponge;Sponged;Sponging

"Hey Beth I was "sponging" my boyfriend last night, and accidentally made his face raw."

by ReD JaK April 24, 2010

Sponging

The female equivalent of performing a tea-bagging. Where a female will dutifully remove her lower body clothing, and whilst moist or otherwise will then proceed to present her mound upon the recipients face, vigorously gyrating back and forth for a suitably hilarious amount of time.

I hope you enjoyed it as much as Paul would enjoy an extended, extremely moist sponging from Laura.

by captainchucky January 25, 2015

A Sprouting Whale

When someone pisses up some chicks asshole.

I pulled A Sprouting Whale on Jenny from the block.

by Stuart H. Littledick January 11, 2007

sprouting a tail

the act of feeling poop come out of your butt, usually when you think you are crapping or when you have to defecate, but you are not near a toilet

Dad, I'm sprouting a tail. We need to get home FAST!!!!

by Daddy longlegs 69420 October 24, 2018

Spoonging

When you shove a sex toy up your arse and it gets stuck

I am spoonging help me

by Yourfavouritedefinitions May 21, 2020

Springing a Half Chub

When you're laying on the couch or like literally doing anything or nothing at all and out of nowhere your dick gets medium hard

I hate springing a half chub in the middle of watching the news

by pa1patin3didn0thingwr0ng August 27, 2020