A condition where one has weak sphincter tone (tightness) due to repeated dilation for insertive intercourse. When there is good sphincter tone, the anus appears small with lines radiating outward, like the spokes on a bicycle wheel. When the sphincter tone is weak, the anus appears oblong and the lines radiate outward in an uneven and haphazard structure. Thus looking like busted spokes.
I was tapping that ass from the rear and when I looked down I noticed she had busted spokes so I knew I was going greek that night.
As a verb: She lets me bust her spokes when she is drunk, but otherwise it is OG for me.
As a verb: She lets me bust her spokes when she is drunk, but otherwise it is OG for me.
by Hoof-Hearted August 4, 2008
Get the busted spokes mug.1. Mildew-like material that when socialized with humans, can lead to strange symptoms such as sweating at the site of raw shellfish, feeling the need to go swimming after eating a hot dog, or bowel movements at the thought of not seeing your grandmother for over two years.
Some rare symptoms are:
1. Public Urination after seeing a PG-13 movie.
2. Staring thoughtlessly into rotting pumpkins (seasonal illness)
3. Feeling of great remorse or feelings of hardship after slipping one sandal on instead of both at the same time.
4. Intense cravings for blueberries after minutes of using an electric nose shaver.
Once infected with Jookie Spores, symptoms may be instantly apparent, whilst some people never show symptoms. Many hereditary characteristics come to play when showing the physical or mental affects of the spore.
Scientists at the West Virginia Medical Institute have yet to come to a valid conclusion of how Jookie Spores were created, and thus have not found a cure once caught. Speculation shows that one man had sexual intercourse with themself (hermaphrodite), which led to an ejaculate with may have contained Jookie Spore membranes. The person to be "speculated," has been identified as a man/woman named Nicholas Renyer, but this information is yet to be correctly proven.
Since 2004, teens across the Mid-West (USA) have been harvesting and collecting these spores in powder-like variations, to be used for recreational means. Not much is known about "Juke Dust," but doctors and scientists alike both highly recommend not using this compound substance, for long-term affects could lead to lethal consequences.
Some rare symptoms are:
1. Public Urination after seeing a PG-13 movie.
2. Staring thoughtlessly into rotting pumpkins (seasonal illness)
3. Feeling of great remorse or feelings of hardship after slipping one sandal on instead of both at the same time.
4. Intense cravings for blueberries after minutes of using an electric nose shaver.
Once infected with Jookie Spores, symptoms may be instantly apparent, whilst some people never show symptoms. Many hereditary characteristics come to play when showing the physical or mental affects of the spore.
Scientists at the West Virginia Medical Institute have yet to come to a valid conclusion of how Jookie Spores were created, and thus have not found a cure once caught. Speculation shows that one man had sexual intercourse with themself (hermaphrodite), which led to an ejaculate with may have contained Jookie Spore membranes. The person to be "speculated," has been identified as a man/woman named Nicholas Renyer, but this information is yet to be correctly proven.
Since 2004, teens across the Mid-West (USA) have been harvesting and collecting these spores in powder-like variations, to be used for recreational means. Not much is known about "Juke Dust," but doctors and scientists alike both highly recommend not using this compound substance, for long-term affects could lead to lethal consequences.
Doctor: "hmm.... looks like you may have gotten Jookie Spores..."
Patient: "all I know is that this shirt is making me want to watch Robo-Cop."
Doctor: "nurse, come in; looks like this is a serious dose."
Patient: "all I know is that this shirt is making me want to watch Robo-Cop."
Doctor: "nurse, come in; looks like this is a serious dose."
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by JayVee A.k.A Jay'Habbit August 24, 2006
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When I went to my first meeting after being an MIT, I was forced to eat spooey, which wasn't as gross as I thought!
by Yandoryn September 25, 2005
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•Sojeartha was great in bed last night
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•Me and Sojeartha did the dirty everywhere today
•Sojeartha did not get any minute of sleep last night
•Me and Sojeartha did the dirty everywhere today
by DickHunter321 February 11, 2022
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Uggh, I had to hold my breath for 5 minutes because I didn't want to inhale any whore-spores from that skanky ho Regina Blobbs.
by Ernie von Schledorn May 3, 2008
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