Spocking

To Perfrom the Vulcan Salute and insert it into anothers fanny and anus at the same time.

I gave her a rite good spocking, you know two in the pink and two in the stink.

by Geoffry marshall shaw March 28, 2008

The spock

Variation of The shocker. Pointer and middle finger are inserted into the female vagina, while the ring and pinky fingers are insterted into the anus. Used if the shocker does not shock.

She squealed when I showed her the spock.

by 4g3nt_smith February 11, 2004

Spock

to try to bring logic to a situation where logic is impossible

don't try to go all Spock on us

by lorifrances February 11, 2011

Spock

one badass nigga muthafucka with a bowl cut the size of Africa

Spock said "Beam me up, bitch"

by ApocoSpock March 20, 2014

Spocked

To correct someone's illogical argument by pointing out how illogical it is. (usually with a long boring anti-argument.

She gave a red herring argument. He spocked her to the point where she deleted her post in shame.

by Rikki-Tikki August 12, 2018

Spock

A substitute to shocking a girl; The act of inserting one's index finger and middle finger into the vagina, and inserting the ring finger and pinky finger into the anal cavity.

"I didn't shock her, I Spocked her."
"She said she wanted to do something cool, so I gave her the Spock."
"Two in the pink, and two in the stink."

by littlebillcosby December 12, 2017

Spocked

When you make the Spock sign with your hand and put two of your fingers in the vagina and two in the butt

Guy1: I Spocked my bitch last night
Guy2: Damn! My hoe never lets me Spock her

by Mhs_k May 26, 2015