Splitting Ass

Slang for anal sex, especially when the penis is thrust hard and unexpectedly causing an abrupt opening of the anus.

Damn look at the hiney on her, I'd like to split her ass.

Lisa is walking funny, Matt must have been splitting ass last night.

by Tripod House March 29, 2011

Splitting the meat

When a female spreads her vulva in a welcoming manner.

Cathy was splitting the meat and the many bishops around her were intrigued.

by BigJockKnew1688 April 13, 2010

lane splitting

Riding a motorcycle between two traffic lanes between cars.

There were a ton of cars on the roads during rush hour, so I started lane splitting to get ahead of the traffic.

by TK9 July 10, 2013

Spliting

A new form of planking created for the exceptionaly flexible people. It is done in random places and times.

They were walking by, and saw a few people spliting on the park bench.

by thedumbcoolkids July 4, 2011

Splitting Wood

Term for a threesome involving two females and one male.

Dude, Josh was totally splitting wood in Staci and Kelli last night.

by Double Dick Danny August 25, 2011

Splitting the peach

reference to oral sex or intercourse with a woman

Hey mang, what are you doing for short change?
Answer : I thought id take the ol lady out for dinner and then for dessert i was thinking of splitting the peach

by Shakyshooter May 7, 2011

splittin' clam

Same as poundin' vag, crushin' box, etc.

Layman's terms: To have sex with a woman (preferably rough sex)

Dude 1: How'd it go?

Dude 2: Dude, was splittin' clam all night long.

Dude 1: Word.

by Guitar1929 October 14, 2010